He's from the Royal Bafokeng family. Before you start trying.
That chap who got Tyla to be his date to his matric dance is a clear indicator that trying is never a bad thing in life. The biggest mistake you can do is not try, the answer will always be no if you don’t try.
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Took a pain killer and been sleeping since 9pm . Best sleep I had since I birthed in Jan
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After the Soweto Derby today, JMPD stopped me for a breathalyser. The officer said I blew 1.55, over the limit. I asked to see the screen myself. Suddenly she said "You can go." Without me seeing the results! If I was over, why let me drive off? It's a setup to get us to pay bribes.
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Yhu! Respectfully…
63yrs of the greatest guy I know. ❤️🥳 insanely lucky, blessed, all the things. Happy birthday daddio.
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Okare Rolls Royce inform lmaoo
I swear Haval is fighting...
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RT @JacintaNgobese: Guys please help us raise money to go to Gqeberha…😭😭😭 We want to go there so desperately and we need a couple of buses…
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They are in good company coz even us we want to drink.
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I assumed the position would say “willing to learn “ and you take her . Maybe it’s me who thinks it’s not a priority for a helper to take swimming lessons on her own accord
If you have a swimming pool and young children, surely it helps to have a helper that can swim???
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Let's schedule exams on Christmas and see if yall understand
Muslims and entitlement. Everything changes cos of the beliefs. Even exam times get changed cos of them 🤦🏾‍♂️
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😂😂😂no more walking
The way kids are going up and down, doing this Halloween thing collecting candy and all that in golf carts? There are levels to this shit ekse.
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Konje Fikile Mbalula wanted 😭😭😭
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Replying to @Evidence_Shongw
Don't bring this up during election season, man 😭
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But how are you supposed to vote in Limpopo for a ward in Northern Cape?
As a registered voter you should be able to vote anywhere in the country.
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In an ideal world this is probably Sputla.
If I were asked what must the next leader of the ANC look like, I would say: 1. Finance or Engineering background 2. Understanding Infrastructure Development 3. Not an IMF Parrot 4. Youthful, plenty energy to burn the mid night oil 5. Always studying, picking up work related courses
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Arrived at the stadium 10 minutes before kick-off. That's not a good look.
Utter chaos at @FnbStadium. We arrived here at 15:20 and still outside. This poor management of such a big game is pure incompetence.
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Geordin says there’s more working street lights in Khayelitsha than Sandton 😂😂
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Hunters has new flavours out tsa watermelon and apple . Abelungu really want us to drink
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What crazy things did Julius promise batho ba Soweto today ?
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Lmao she’s going to kill you
Came back home ka 6 vandag, my wife didnt scold

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Clapping for others doesn’t mean your time is coming 🙏🏾
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You ask yourself gore ba fetile bjang at the border posts. Then you realise gore we have massive backlog of issues as a country.
NEWS: Two Zimbabwean nationals were yesterday arrested after they were found with explosives in Kranskop in Limpopo. The explosives were coming from Zimbabwe and were destined for Gauteng.
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