Writer - The Minotaur at Calle Lanza. “Well, I had to pay my debt of joy to a world that was so often hostile to me.”

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Going to start a new series called "Nutmegs as Great Philosophical Arguments"
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Raiden wore these in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Latto wearing them court side at the WNBA Finals Game 2 yesterday 👀
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Oh he’s really doubling down on being a morally reprehensible fucking dork
#OhioGovernor Axios: Vivek Ramaswamy's campaign says the ad with Acton’s estranged mother will begin streaming tonight, and will be airing statewide in Ohio.
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They gave SGA a foul with the defender having his arms straight up and not even moving. That’s hilarious.
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What’s going on with Chet’s haircut?
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Just checked again and they allowed 15 shots on target. PSG had only 7 on target against Strasbourg. I get that Barcelona’s style is attractive but I don’t care how many goals you score, you can’t be defending worse than Strasbourg.
I know that Barcelona loves ball-playing defenders but they should sometimes think about defending-the-ball defenders
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What a beautiful time that was
I don’t think I’ll ever love an NBA opening day commercial more than this 2016 ESPN on NBA commercial with Chance the Rapper. This shit really gets me emotional. What a beautiful sport. Happy opening day yall
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“We’ll just score more than you” hasn’t worked for some time now. At least not in the Champions League.
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I’m sure a lot of the younger online Barcelona fans are too young to remember but Mascherano, Pique, and Rakitic were doing God’s work back there
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That’s wild. Because the last time they won a Champions League they had defenders who could defend. And these days they run into another high level team with a good attacking force and get ran through.
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(Also the lights were too bright for Anthony Gordon and Gerard Martin)
Poor attacking, worse finishing, team in the dumps except for a few players. Cancelo his usual PSG disaster, Balde showed why he doesn't play. That was a winnable match if they don't fill their pants. Flick will take some encouraging things away.
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Hakimi spends like 70% of the match attacking. Gordon wasted too many chances to take advantage of that, especially with PSG putting more players on Yamal. You’re there to stretch the defense, not slow the play down.
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Cancelo watches the ball when the opponents are attacking like he’s in the stands or watching on TV like the rest of us
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I know that Barcelona loves ball-playing defenders but they should sometimes think about defending-the-ball defenders
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Barcelona defend the same way that the Trump administration goes after corruption
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Lamine Yamal, you insane footballer. What a fucking finish.
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I like the nameplates on the PSG jerseys
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I would get a Doue jersey but the video of the dude saying that wearing an athlete’s jersey is just wearing someone’s work shirt is in my mind now.
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Dembele injured. This world is nothing but pain and agony.
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I need to find a stunt actor who lives in NYC
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“The system encourages exaggeration—right up to the line of deception. It can favor charismatic hucksters. If Theranos’ technology didn’t quite work yet, well, that’s a core tenet of Silicon Valley: Fake it till you make it.” wired.com/story/how-elizabet…
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