Chair
@_chair

i'm still here / Personal data capture for agent stuff @desiloed / Shitposts, cryptic nonsense and complaining @chairoclock

 Manhattan Island, NY
Joined July 2021
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i've seen enough. i and j don't need dots. they're like no-op diacritics. useless
gnorpus@gnorpus
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here are examples from 1412 vs. 2012 like the stroke back then was nearly imperceptible!!!
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same story spec was sold to two different studios. dramatically different results
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ok fine i'm gay or whatever
Binkg
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I found footage of 20yo Dario Amodei speaking against the Iraq War in 2003. 18 years before Anthropic even existed
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having friends who use personal catchphrases is only a little bit less embarrassing than having AI friends
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i think this is what it will feel like when we all begin to be socially outcompeted by the machines btw. the insufficiency of our friends will stand out. the shallow conversation trees, the posturing, the clumsy manipulation and poorly disguised self-interest
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i think the Chernobyl soundtrack ruined a whole genre of music to me, anything remotely similar sounds like death
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Chair
@_chair
27 Dec 2025
Replying to @kokobono @0ddette
the Middle English phrase for "fuck my stupid chud life," translated into words the modern reader can understand, is "fuck my stupid chud life"
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did you know that nitter.siddz.com/1418161990044950528/st… (user_id/status/post_id) is a working url but nitter.siddz.com/1418161990044950528 (userid) is not
Chair
@_chair
Oct 20
Replying to @_chair
doesn't even check whether I already do
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wait no I'm dumb it just accepts any string in the first position nitter.siddz.com/STUPID_IDIOT/status/21… ha ha now your. name is STUPID_IDIOT
noa undeadly
@noa_tate_
Oct 23
this quote tweet could have been a reply, which could have been a like, which could have been a beer 🍻
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don't quote tweet people! they don't like it!!
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when i have a slightly viral post, the next day i get like-notifications for that subset of fancy pants highbie mutuals that would never look at any of my posts otherwise
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not my number one biggest highbie mutual though. he just pops in from time to time. good guy
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TV news coverage of the cybersecurity disasters this week has been predictably shallow
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a9lim
@_a9lim
Oct 21
NBC News
@NBCNews
Oct 21
Vulnerabilities in a programming language that supports much of the internet are so severe that European and British authorities recommend websites temporarily go offline until they can be fixed. nbcnews.com/tech/security/cr…
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i always liked how on the lightning connector you could tell that the middle two pins were used for power because they're the ones that were on fire
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henry
@arithmoquine
Oct 20
after careful consideration i've decided the longhouse can wait 28 hours sitting on a bus, slept at the ukrainian border checkpoint (10 hour line), but made it to kyiv at last. heading further east to kharkiv tomorrow
henry
@arithmoquine
Oct 18
had train tickets lined up all the way to the frontline cus i'm bored. unfortunately multiple of the caring women in my life have treated me to a barrage of bribes and threats with the intent of putting a stop to this entertaining sidequest love wins. most longhoused man alive
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pretending to misunderstand what you wrote should never be the whole joke, but yes, it is the basis for most of my replies
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they literally found timothy treadwell's body inside the bear, why do we need this whodunnit Grizzly Man picture
Steve Sailer
@Steve_Sailer
Oct 20
There isn't actually any doubt that Elizabeth Holmes factually and legally defrauded investors. Three film school students could slap together a wholly convincing documentary that demonstrates that. Thus, most of this talk about "You Can See Everything" is a waste of time.
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