I have 3 phones and 4 email addresses 🤷‍♂️ #BabyReindeer

Starmer’s Labour kicked out Jeremy Corbyn. Embraced @NatalieElphicke. All you need to know.

If Labour is a home for Natalie Elphicke, anti-abortion, refugee hating, hard right, Natalie Elphicke then it is not a 'progressive' political party. It is that simple.

Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs

Natalie Elphicke, who has just been welcomed to the Labour Party by Sir Keir Starmer, cruelly and publicly tormented the victims of her sex offender ex-husband Charlie. She claimed ***after his conviction*** that he had merely been punished for being "attractive and attracted" to women. She also pressured a judge in an improper attempt to influence his trial. And she was gifted his seat behind-closed-doors and has never apologised. There are other things I cannot report. But here you can read our investigation into the appalling protection racket of which she was part - as Elphicke sued the Sunday Times for reporting the truth: that he was accused of rape and sexual offences. thetimes.co.uk/article/charl…

Tory MP Natalie Elphicke has defected to the Labour party. Here she is in 2021 suggesting Marcus Rashford missed a penalty because he spent too much time pursuing free school meals.

The Scum really is a complete shitrag. How dare they call a 13 year old knife crime victim 'Sword lad'. How disgustingly insensitive. He was a boy and someone's son and brother. His name was Daniel Anjorin. #NeverBuyTheSun #TheScum is a shitrag.

I have reported the disgusting sh*tty rag, The Sun, or The Scum which more accurately describes this racist toilet paper, to @IpsoNews for the dehumanisation of the MURDERED 14 year old Daniel Anjorin whom The Scum described as "sword lad". I encourage others to do the same.

Nothing less than expected from The Scum. Vile pack of cunts. RIP Daniel Anjorin.

Labours @wesstreeting casually posts about murdering women he doesn't like. @metpoliceuk surely this is illegal?

At least now Sir Keir Starmer can pursue his love of Thatcherism - and Wes Streeting has a colleague who can help him privatise the NHS

🏟️ I reckon by the end of next season 🦮 Sam and I will have completed the 42 (seeing a live match in all 42 @spfl grounds) we are pretty close. If we do achieve this I reckon Sam should get a portrait in the Scottish Football History Museum being the first guide dog (maybe even first dog??) to complete the 42 challenge 😎

David Tennant. A face you'd never get tired of punching. An awful one dimensional actor, who dropped his Scottish accent as soon as he arrived in London. The worst type of House Jock. Another vile individual wants to medicate and butcher confused children.

Lawrence Fox @LozzaFox this might help you in the future 👍 piped.video/xR7_Bz9fIPA?si=cBsJ…

Can someone encourage Lawrence Fox to cross the road in front of the Household Cavalry since he's so keen.

Prince William becomes Great Master of the Order of the Bath. They're just making shit up now.

Israel attacked Iran. Is it not fascinating that all of those western politicians, who go on and on and on about Israel's right of self defence, do not acknowledge that Iran also has a right of self defence.

Palestinians in Gaza are celebrating the first day of Eid outside flattened mosques and among the rubble of their homes. As Eid al-Fitr begins, we must rediscover something very simple: we are all human beings on one planet — and we all deserve to live in peace.

Officers are appealing for information after a cyclist was seen to cause a minor injury to themselves after cycling on the pavement

Gary Lineker: Stick to football Ally McCoist: Can we have your view on legislation enacted by the elected Scottish government?