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12/12 and a whole 15 minutes before bedtime. do I A) eat a piece of chocolate and be and internet zombie B) clean up the dishes and get the kids lunch ready for tomorrow C) fixate on the borderline packet for the next two hours

It's April 2 and I'm still using Inbox

this plus a thousand.

Writing bash scripts to get data for my 30 page long annual planning doc. See, managers do still code.

Why is there a spatula in the bathroom, and other stories from life with a toddler.

Found someone smelling the flowers this morning. #smolmariebigadventure

Should I cut my own bangs?

I discovered the cheerios under the couch. You probably were hoping to throw those away. I have eaten them. They were delicious.

Today I fished a nectarine out of a toilet AMA

hello world, I'm looking for my next job! 🔎 who's hiring engineers in NYC? specifically looking for a company: ● with a diverse team (especially leadership & engineering) ● that has thoughtful people, a culture of trust, and work-life balance ● (preferred) using #golang

intellij is indexing... better plug in the power.

When you’re just trying to smash some garlic. Rip @misenkitchen

here, you observe the Roomba in its natural habitat, trying to mate