Startup Bro, Simp for GPUs
@anonstartupbro

The internet's favorite niche micro-celebrity

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Joined February 2026
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Welcome to my Twitter ;)
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We got Indonesians larping as foids to make money off of gullible simps
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This guy doesn’t know about the oofy doofy theory by Saint RehabRoom.
𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒
@Antunes1
Oct 25
Hypergamy has been defeated.
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You know I had too #rackattack
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The “insider” is a crackhead tweaking off Salvia outside a Wawa
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@user84829272
Oct 27
Just talked to an insider. Prepare now.
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Need a flat girl like this in my life
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I wonder if Cat Pisciotta tans her butthole too #showerthoughts
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She does get hit on, she simply doesn’t register it bc it’s a sub5 doing it. #brutal
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“She was only 38 you sick fuck”
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@MLFootball
Oct 25
Candice Swanepoel is only 38 years old. Tom Brady is 49 years old. An 11-year age gap between Brady and the Victoria’s Secret supermodel. 😳😳😳
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Attention to a woman is like sex to a man
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How dudes with $1,000 invested in the market look at stock charts
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This is the bare minimum
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@bellaislovely_
Oct 26
Woman kneels at the wedding and vows to always be submissive to her husband.
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My longest NoFap streak was 5 days. I relapsed by “cracking” a Fleshlight wrapped in a pillow, with a picture of Lana Rhoades taped to the top of it.
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RIP 🙏
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Oct 26
Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46. The modern voice of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck alongside many other beloved characters.
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Sopranos fans when they see an overweight, middle-aged Italian guy from New Jersey in public
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> $19.7 billion TTM revenue (as of June 30, 2026) > $637 billion in debt > target valuation of $2 trillion > wtf
Asymmetrical Bets
@AsymmetricBets_
Oct 26
Anthropic's financial obligations by company $ANT
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Globe Eye News
@GlobeEyeNews
Oct 25
Pentagon is preparing every major U.S. military base to survive 90 days without outside support, including electricity, fuel, water, or supplies.
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cellppuku
Globe Eye News
@GlobeEyeNews
Oct 25
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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You need to think like a farmer.
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Someone needs to tell Tom Brady that we don’t use those terms anymore
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