Member of Founding Staff @hellopatient | Previously: Led consumer and growth product @carbonhealth | Hobbies include getting fired constantly | Mostly satire
Austin, TX
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Excited to share that we've raised a $22.5m Series A for Hello Patient, led by Scale Venture Partners.
This is by far the worst announcement video I've ever made.
I can't believe our lead investor agreed to this
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My strong opinion here is that if you are mentally unstable enough to stab the person sitting next to you on a flight, especially after you willingly chose to travel in economy, you should be put on the no-fly list.
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Today, we're launching the ability to say yes to Muse at work.
People are giving Muse access to their company's most sensitive data & systems. Yet companies have no way to control this access. Many are blocking it. Others have had Muse go rogue, leaking company data, sending unauthorized emails, and more.
Runlayer provides hundreds of secured connectors for Muse, governed by deterministic policies & runtime security models that you can control. Runlayer also detects when Muse is being used within company systems without governance, and alerts you.
Teams get access to the most powerful personal agent. Companies maintain security and control. Win win.
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I don't think I know a single person who owns a Tesla and drives anymore. They use full self driving 90%+ of the time.
Incredible to think that our kids are going to grow up in a future where all they will know is autonomous driving
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Why would you waste time reading a books and bonding with your baby when you could be building SaaS software to help other SaaS workers build SaaS software and changing the world?
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I fly Delta almost once a week right now and put most of our company spending on my Delta Business Reserve but I think it might be time to switch over all my spend and flying to United.
Wifi is fucking unusable on these planes
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Shoutout to @mopunjwani who is a friend and amazing human and let me borrow his Tesla for a few days to drive through the backroads of Connecticut
He also helped us land a strategic health system recently.. more on that soon 👀
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Now that I’m stuck in Boston for a night, what should we go see and eat while we’re here?
Staying near North End
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Anyway all figured out. Staying in Boston tonight and going to rent a car tomorrow morning or Uber
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One day I hope to go so viral that Bernie Sanders tweets out against our company existing.
Truly incredible
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I hear we’re supposed to get about 5in of rain here in Austin (a very average and normal amount!)
A MODERATE risk is in effect in our Day 3 Excessive Rainfall Outlook. More details: wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/qpf/excess…
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My wife seeing my shoes in the middle of the entryway for the 5th time this week
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Muse is fine as a personal assistant but I tried to give it just one simple coding task and it broke the entire app.
Meta does not ship serious AI models
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