The guy who compared a Trump rally to Jonestown on live Fox News was invited by the Trump campaign. They called his work phone on Monday and asked him to come. His name is Tom Hoyle. He's 57 and runs a small custom printing shop in Charlotte called MadPark Designs with his business partner. He's hated Trump since 1989, back when he was a sophomore in college. And he really, really doesn't like getting sales calls on the shop line, from anybody. So when the rally people called, he said yes. He even signed up with his real name and contact info, because he wanted it on the record that they invited him. Then he had to get through the door. A private security guy asked him straight up if he was a Trump supporter. Tom told him he supports the Constitution, then started talking about his shirt, which was for an old death metal band called Death. He kept going about the history of Florida death metal until the guard gave up and let him in. His plan going in was honestly pretty juvenile. He and a buddy he grew up with figured he'd wait a few minutes into the speech and yell something filthy. Then a Fox News reporter, Lucas Tomlinson, found him standing off by himself and asked if he could interview him live. Tom thinks a white guy with a big beard and a ball cap was pretty much exactly what they were looking for. He told himself he wasn't going to cuss on national TV, so he made it up on the spot. He says the first line and then just waits. The reporter goes "Wait, the Jonestown Massacre?" and that's when he finishes it. He told The Handbasket he picked that up from Billy Crystal, who said on Letterman back in the '80s that you always let the other guy set up your punchline. Tomlinson set it up for him perfectly. A few minutes later some men who said they were Secret Service pulled him aside. He asked if this was about the concession stand, because it closed early and he was starving. They didn't love that and walked him out. On his way out he passed the guard from the front door and told him, hey man, you didn't vet me too well. Think about how many people had a shot at stopping this. The campaign's call list found him. The signup form had his name. A guard questioned him to his face. A Fox crew put him on live TV. Every one of them took one look at the beard and the hat and filled in the rest. That's how almost all of this screening works. Asking somebody what they actually believe takes time, and looking at them takes a second, so everybody just looks. The one check that actually caught him came after he'd already said it on national TV.

Please Mr Insurance Company, may I purchase medication to keep me alive?

GET LIT & Prepare for war! Mayhem is coming Spring 2027 #horror #indiehorror

Health insurance companies hate sick people.

Weird time to be checking himself into a mental health facility but things must be dire.

This may be the greatest live interview of all time.

You can’t afford groceries, gas, rent, or a trip to the doctor or dentist, but you’re voting red because some dipshit convinced you teachers are changing kids’ genders at school. How the fuck did people get this stupid?

As a substitute teacher, they assigned me 2 sex change operations yesterday. I cant give tylenol so we had to do this with no anesthetic. I'll never forget the screams of little Mindy when she yelled, My name is a Tim now! as the 9th grader handed me the scalpel. @KenPaxtonTX

Obama is now our Grandpresident. He doesn't president us directly, but shows up every now and then with jokes and stories and little gifts, and it really pisses off Trump when we ask if we can just stay and live with Obama instead.

Next up to introduce in our #MeetTheDemons series is senior forward Kordrick Turner (@kordrick_turner) from Sulphur Springs, TX 🏀🤘 #ForkEm 😈

Happy First Day Of 2026-2027 #TXHSBB 🏀 Embrace everything that comes with a Texas HS Basketball Season. Don't Blink & Stack Days. We'll See You At The Dome! #GASO

Evergreen JD Vance tweet

1. Not sure when a new, on-the-record rape allegation against a sitting president isn’t considered news — especially considering Trump was found liable by a jury in a similar case — but it was ignored by most mainstream media outlets

We do not hit the streets correctly.

Here's one for you. How does a 46 yr old change his hairstyle?

This needs to be said openly: This is what happens when the government is led by someone who attempted a coup d’etat, and his agencies are run by his stooges.

I think they're going to keep sending him out there until it happens on camera. Dude is cooked

If you believe this, you’re a fucking idiot.

Y'all better vote or this man will determine which party controls Congress.

Straight to the toe. Thanks @HORHEAD_Sales