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Austin Kleon retweeted
i fuckin love baseball man
The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’ Christian Yelich on this: “You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.” (Via @JeffPassan)
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Hell yeah
Here’s to the @brewers from our brewers. Introducing the Miller Lite Clinch Cans, filled with the very beer that was being made in Milwaukee the exact moment the team won it all.
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Happy to be on record as a fan of Milwaukee
Dang, I like Milwaukee.
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Oooh my kiddos got me into that Minecraft album, they’ll love this
We are beyond thrilled to share the books chosen from the 2026 open call for proposals to join the 33 1/3 series!
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Austin Kleon retweeted
NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads? Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them. The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything. @ElonMusk: Texas is not for sale.
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Next thing you know this guy will be telling us the key to a happy marriage is not getting a king-sized bed
Independent counts.
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I'm proud of the Guardians. They play meaningful baseball almost every year. But man they are really good at ripping your heart out every year
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Whelp, now that that’s over: Milwaukee is a great city and I will happily root for the Brewers
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He often reminds me of when George Bluth chose the wrong Scared Straight tent in ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Elvis Costello & the Attractions Pump It Up
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Austin Kleon retweeted
i love how fondly ringo and yoko talk about this 🥹
this stupid way he sits
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Austin Kleon retweeted
The Spanish call of the Petey Halpin blast by @ElalcaldeRafa 🙌🙌
Los Guardians
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Baseball Twitter is so good ⚾️
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Austin Kleon retweeted
Me telling my boss I have a doctor’s appointment that sprang up at 1:00 today
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Austin Kleon retweeted
Somehow this story doesn't mention the plot in "The Big Salad" (9/29/94) where Kramer has an argument with a retired athlete who murders his dry cleaner later that day. Pretty clearly inspired by the fact that David saw Simpson the day of the murders.
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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Austin Kleon retweeted
Official trailer for CAMERON WINTER AT CARNEGIE HALL. A film by Paul Thomas Anderson. 35mm concert tour begins 11/20.
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I’ve never really used Reddit before (I did an AMA once) — it’s funny to see your interests listed 😂
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Golly, this was fun to watch last night ⚾️
Jose giggling as he rounds third is hilarious
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I somehow had never seen TOMBSTONE before and now I want a listicle that’s like, “movies where one actor is acting in a better and/or different movie than the one they’re in”
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Austin Kleon retweeted
Gruber: “I see more interesting posts on X than I do on Threads, Bluesky, and Mastodon combined.” Pairs well with @austinkleon’s “The Bad Place”: “Despite its toxic chaos, it’s still sort of… well, I won’t say fun, but it’s not boring.” austinkleon.com/2026/09/29/t… I’ve never left!
I’m sure this one won’t make anyone angry. (But probably not here.) daringfireball.net/2026/10/x…
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