Going to NYC next week, currently looking for things to performatively do on the Subway to look cool. If anyone has a green Gameboy Color or an extremely worn paperback of The Count of Monte Cristo I can borrow please lmk.
This will be the year that I hit it big in McDonald’s Monopoly. I am one Water Works piece away from a $5,000 Best Buy shopping spree that will change my family forever. I promise to not forget about my true friends when this happens.
Calling George W. Bush: I can actually do pull-ups now. Can I retroactively take the Presidential Fitness Test 20 years later? On the caveat that I will NOT do the V-sit.
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These have become appointment viewing for me on Monday nights. Shoutout @jdotsawyers and everyone involved on the creative team here. Friday can’t come soon enough!
New business idea: “The Cut to Break Festival.” Features all the artists NFL games utilize for the slo-mo lead out to commercial. Headliners will be Shaboozey, Jelly Roll, and a hologram of Tom Petty. Title sponsor is Liberty Mutual
having your college team win one day and your pro team look awful the next is like getting a medium rare porterhouse for dinner and then eating tree bark for dessert