you are easy to love. you are easy to love. who is easy to love? you are. you are.

uh on wings of harm'ny sublime
My secret to Twitter is that Every time I feel that somebody has successfully dunked upon me I get up and go to the piano and play Written on the Sky by Max Richter to my unnervingly large plant
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haha hey lil guy! where you pointing? we messaging somebody? ok
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ok now he's pouting
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because i wouldn't let him send an eggplant emoji
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w... what does it want
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i went to scotland and ireland and i came away understanding why people love "pubs"
Replying to @tranz_schubert
LAST NIGHT I WAS AT A BAR AND FOR A BRIEF MOMENT OF SOME TWO MINUTES THE SOUND SYSTEM SHUT OFF AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE COULD TALK TO EACH OTHER WITHOUT SCREAMING IT WAS PLEASANT AND ENJOYABLE IT WAS JUST SUCH A SHOCKING DIFFERENCE WE NEED TO HAVE A RECKONING ABOUT THIS
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i already know how my claude would answer that trend; but i think the summary would make me sound worse, so i'll just paste it
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reddit backwards sounds like a drunk baby trying to say twitter
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we all stagger home thru lamplit streets & wish to be clocked as worth loving
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Language Model My Ass Off
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bashu, thanks retweeted
you know what would be funny. list all of your mutuals you can remember without saying their names
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Anjali
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ALT Animated GIF

Have you ever noticed how some stuff is bad but other stuff is actually pretty good?
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bashu, thanks retweeted
Replying to @sighswoon
oh yeah normie spray. I gotta get some of that
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bashu, thanks retweeted
guys can we talk about this completely insane thread where oxytocin nasal spray apparently makes an autistic guy not autistic temporarily? i'm gonna be fucked up about this for days
here's a fascinating document i discovered by accident yesterday. it's a case report written by an autistic redditor, with all the expected writing mannerisms such status imparts, of what happened after he was given an oxytocin nasal spray prescription. archive.is/UgNfp
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science diagrams that look like shitposts and could save lives
can't wait to tell other moms at the playground about modernized variolation "so you just inactivate the sick person's mucus with an equal volume of hydrogen peroxide, let it dry overnight. then you snort it"
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bashu, thanks retweeted
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stay safe, internet friend
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