#Survivor is officially back to claim your Wednesday nights. 💥 And this season, dangerous fun is front and center. 😉 Join us for the ride TONIGHT at 8/7c on @cbs.

RT @Bluecoats: it's time for something new

Greta Thunberg to world leaders at the U.N. climate summit: “You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words” mag.time.com/E82qg0J

When it hits you a day later that you accidentally wrote about FDR and the big stick policy but realize that the policy was for a DIFFERENT president

nobody ever told me. when you wake up from a nap. you can immediately start another one. that was something i figured out. all by myself

gooooob morning. the human made me a pancake. in the shape of a heart. it tasted similar to a circle pancake. but meant a lot more

yes it’s called cookout on Richmond Road

Please watch this video so you can see the progress Jared has made and see how to donate and help. Anything helps❤️ piped.video/R1a-XqPFQK4

sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out

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STATE CHAMPIONS! 757swim won the combined, men’s and women’s championships in the mid-sized team division! The men placed SECOND among all teams of any size, and the women placed fourth. Congratulations, swimmers and coaches! Thank you, parents, for the support!

The rest of the world: long course meters United States: short course yards The rest of the world: okay, how about short course meters? United States: short. course. yards.

We are so excited for Colby Hurt, Sofia Long, Jenna Thompson, Noah Fields, and Sam Long as they prepare to dive in at the Junior National meet tomorrow!

I don’t tweet…ever. And I never felt like my voice would make a difference but this lit a fire in me that won’t allow any more silence. This is OUR future and we NEED to fix it. A (short) thread.

the human said. they might make pancakes in the morning. so the faster i fall asleep. the sooner i get a pancake. as you can imagine. it’s hard to snoozle. under so much pressure

gooooob morning. before the human left. to do whatever they do. they gave my fren and i. a longer hug than usual. i’m not sure what was on their mind. but it’s certainly gone now. because our long hugs. are very powerful

wooowwww congratulations you are the 10000000 person to ask that question your prize is the answer sept 14th now please stop asking me