Just living the dream. "Silas Dimias" (Parody)

DAN IS BACK. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED NOW.
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Clingan-Edey rivalry is Wemby-Chet if they weren’t twinks
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That’s decent Paige, but if you wanna see some real bounce, go watch some film of the late, great Stanley Sticks Robinson!!!!! #UConn !!!!!!
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On the UConn campus. Was asked to meet @CoachCandle before his media avail. Was prepared to get yelled at for losing the Southwick Jug but it worked out better than that
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I used to hook up with this Vietnamese chick in HS and her father wouldn't let me go up to her room until I answered his riddles
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I'll say it. Post the fucking jug, you stupid mother fuckers. Everyone is trying to help you.
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Anybody know Millhouse?
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And happy bring a 30 rack to work day to all who celebrate
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They’re back! Block-C Helmets are back for Friday Night Lights!
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If you're not at Rentschler Field tomorrow night, you're a fucking pussy
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Yaxel Lenderborg on his NBA debut and guarding Luka: "I got to see what the NBA is like, man. Lot of flopping, lot of foul baiting, lot of praying to the ref. Interesting first game for me... Being in there firsthand, just watching all the whining and complaining, I lost all respect. That was awful" Transcript of this soundbite: "Yeah, it was interesting. I got to see what the NBA is like, man. Lot of flopping, lot of foul baiting, lot of praying to the ref. Interesting first game for me, for sure. I had a lot of respect for him (Luka). You know, just watching. I didn't really watch the NBA much, I just watched highlights. Seeing him, you know, kill people all the time. But then being in there firsthand, just watching all the whining and complaining, I lost all respect, man. Like that was awful. Like me getting frustrated, it's not about the foul being called, it's about him complaining the entire game. And then you get the foul call, congratulations bro. And then you talk to me like you did something great, bro? Come on, dog. That's just weak. It kinda threw me off for a little while, cause you know, like I said, I had so much respect for him. Gone man, gone. I was telling him he sucks, he can't score on me. You talking and you can't score on me. I said it the whole game. I said a couple cuss words obviously, you know, that's why I got the technical and all that. But I was letting him know, because he was laughing and talking all this because of that one foul call. His only bucket on me was a banker from half court. Like I know that it's a team sport. You know, he had 28pts on us as a team. Me, I took my matchup personally. Tried not to get caught on the fouls. Tried my best. I was thinking about playing him with my hands behind my back to see if that worked, probably would've still got a foul call." Transcript via: teddit.net/r/nba/comments/1x…
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Hurley blowing kisses to the student section 😂😂😂😂
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Anyone else get hit by the poop bandit today???
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Polymarket is taking bets on whether the seven Cornell students accused of raping a student will receive a felony sex crime charge. Among the athletes endorsing Polymarket: LeBron James, Derek Jeter, Eli Manning, Sue Bird, Reggie Bush and Richard Sherman.
Polymarket and its athlete endorsers are under fire for a market on whether any of the seven male defendants accused of raping a Cornell student will get a felony sex crime charge. There was $451K in volume, with traders placing a 28% chance on the market resolving to “yes."
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17 years later, we still honor the memory. JH6 forever. 💙🤍
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At a party with @UConnTim rn- dude is a party animal!!!! Everybody's lovin this guy!!!
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Dinks out for Pate or whatever
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