chief on-call officer @polylane | prev @cloudflaredev, @baselimehq (acquired), physicist

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oh yeah forgot to mention, won $100k yesterday this will help release at least 5000 engineers from oncall
Congrats to last night's winners of the inaugural Cold Start competition: 🏆 Judges’ Choice ($500k + SF billboard): @haelohealth 🏅 Audience Choice ($100k): @polylane Special thanks to our judges @zatlyn @dok2001 @ScottDSandell @jlengstorf, all the finalists who took the stage, everyone who applied, and the crowd that brought the 🔥
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Always love to see what Boris is cookin! The man is a 3 star professional chef with a valyrian ginsu when it comes to this shit.
I have a slot to demo @polylane today at the @cloudflare for startups booth but instead I'll give a talk about why sub-agents don't work at scale, much better than a dull demo
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I’m giving free white glove observability audit of any app today at @cloudflare connect I’m in the main hall, just stop me
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I have a slot to demo @polylane today at the @cloudflare for startups booth but instead I'll give a talk about why sub-agents don't work at scale, much better than a dull demo
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I'm building @polylane such that you can move fast and fix things
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looks oddly familiar
We're making Shopify's mobile apps self-healing. Agents watch production 24x7 for new crashes, reproduce them, write and verify a fix, then generate a short video explaining the root cause and the fix. Much faster to digest than the usual wall of text. An engineer then just reviews and ships it.
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boris retweeted
great @polylane pitch from @boristane on Cold Start @threepointone as host was a great choice
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I pitched @polylane today in front of 1000 engineers, designers and executives turns out absolutely nobody wants to be oncall surreal experience
cloudflare alums build on cloudflare hiiii @boristane great preso 👏👏 reminds me of friday dev plat demos
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I’m at @cloudflare connect today and tomorrow hit me up and I’ll share everything I learned the past 9 months building self-improving software
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the only sane code review loop
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Amused that AWS just unilaterally cancelled Cloudflare's Reinvent booth. There are always signs when someone finally realizes they're losing. Guess we'll just attend and throw the most fun side events without paying Amazon! Reply if you want an invite.

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deepseek v4.1 flash is the undisputed goat
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damn this is dope
keeping 1,000 cloudflare durable objects awake costs $4,050/month i got the same 1,000 running for $22/month. same code, still on cloudflare 🧵
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how do you know your latest PR is not going to break prod? a lot of PRs pass code review and still create incidents @polylane got your back, it forecasts how the change might impact prod and tells you when you're about to break prod producthunt.com/products/pol…
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nobody reads pull request descriptions, so we made videos when @polylane submits a PR to you, we attach a video walkthrough explaining exactly what the issue is, and how it fixed it @viviane_trn wrote down how we built it here: polylane.com/blog/nobody-rea…
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4 years too late bro
YES! It's out it's out, I am SO excited for this! #AWSLambda Web Functions are a game changer! A true HTTP request handler and Each execution environment handles multiple requests simultaneously (up to 128 concurrent requests per environment). Multi-region deploy, and so much more! -> aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/ann…
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boris retweeted
inspired by @polylane i build a topology graph for my agents, queriable by mcp that will help so much my agents 🤯
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the new flow topology looks super sick on @polylane
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we're so back
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