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I still have one of these
Apple releases its new portable digital music player, the iPod. It has 5GB of space and 10 hours of battery life.
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Market impact too high? 😰 We just shipped chunked markets orders which let you submit larger orders in increments, waiting for liquidity to replenish between fills (at the cost of time). To help visualise this, you can see how many orderbook levels you eat (estimated).
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No one has ever won both the FIFA Peace Prize and the Citizens of Iowa Man Of The Century award in the same year
Here’s a closer pic of the “award” Trump received REUTERS/Evan Vucci
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Listen to Lily: "this industry was created by the stubborn resolute and unwavering conviction of contrarians, misfits, and fringe actors." Also, the chaotic creativity of punks who will go on to change finance. Never ignore the punks.
Depending on who you talk to, our industry growing up is either doom or glory. We are finally globally relevant and that necessarily means we are less insular. Because this industry was created by the stubborn resolute and unwavering conviction of contrarians, misfits, and fringe actors, we relished in the pirate mindset. We loved our insularity. (Tbh, I miss it too at times). The “web3” thesis where programmable blockchains are supposed to be decentralized computing infrastructure for many apps ultimately incinerated billions of dollars of venture capital because it led tech minded builders and their investors to prioritize app sovereignty over unified liquidity. This was wrong on first principles. As it turns out, blockchain has and always will be financial infrastructure. Finance superpowered by tech and programmability. Decentralization, neutrality, and censorship resistance have never been more important. Whether this excites you going forward depends on whether you’re more west coast or east coast; San Francisco or New York; more tech or finance minded. From the west coast crowd, I often hear disappointment (“oh in the end blockchain is only about finance?! That’s it?”) I couldn’t be more excited, and I think the mandate has never been more clear and also attainable. Capital formation isn’t an abstract thing that bankers do when you are ready to IPO. Capital formation enables innovation. It allows us to take big bets on the future. Liquid markets enable capital formation. Over the long term, there can not be a larger global capital market than the internet capital market. The biggest market to possibly unify is that of people on the internet who use money. Like all things the internet has ever touched, the online/onchain experience is never the same as the pre internet experience. Just as we needed network engineers to imagine and build blockchain networks, we need consumer tech minds to complement finance minds to deliver new ways of accessing finance. This is not and has never been a small vision for blockchain. In fact, I would argue that it’s a core intent of a “peer to peer electronic cash network.” We welcome those who want to double down on finance for the internet to come join the Solana ecosystem and make good on this mission. I think it’s fine and even great that the risk-on talent from blockchain is now expanding new frontiers away from blockchain. New frontiers are only ever explored by those with stubborn resolute unwavering conviction.
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This is IT!!!
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In a few months when all the banks get hacked leading to the public losing trust in the traditional finance system, do you really think they're going to all flock to a chain that's only selling point is that it offers even less protections to the consumer? zope
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BREAKING: @JPMorganAM's tokenized money market funds are live on Solana. MONY and JLTXX are both available to qualified U.S. investors through Morgan Money, with subscriptions, redemptions and token balances handled on one platform.
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Amira Valliani, Head of Payments Growth at the Solana Foundation, on the token supercycle “You see tokens in crypto, you see tokens in AI, and it’s tokens all the way down. A token is just a machine-readable format of an asset. Over the next 10 years it’s going to be really obvious that anything that’s an asset can be a token.” @amiravalliani @NYSE
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one of those rare cases where it isnt too good to be true
Your gold can do more than sit idle. Use PAXG as collateral on Kamino, borrow USDG, and currently earn 2% APY in borrowing rewards.
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The private key is crypto's original sin. It's gotten so bad that I default recommend CEXs to people instead of self-custody. What is the easiest onboarding for new users into a safe non-custodial solution, where if they get phished they don't lose everything?

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There's now a dozen RWA on Solana with >$100 million including @jpmorgan OnChain MMF
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small milestone: $10,000,000,000+ in YOLO trading volume in the first week on @JupiterExchange 🥳
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$5T in stablecoin volume on Solana this year, and the year isn’t over.
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You earned their trust. Be there for their next move. 🏡 Clairvoyance AI helps identify when past customers list their homes—giving you a timely reason to reconnect. Discover a smarter way to earn repeat business: ow.ly/e4op50ZZP1q #CustomerRetention
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Today we're releasing Blackthorn in Private Alpha: The first Private AI inferencing stack that removes the CPU TEE from the trust chain. Blackthorn can load and run any AI model privately with little performance overhead compared to plaintext inference.
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.@Arcium has opened Blackthorn, its private AI inference stack, to selected users. Prompts, outputs and model weights stay encrypted. The keys are split across Arcium's MPC network instead of trusting a server's CPU enclave. The serverless API is free during the private alpha.
Today we're releasing Blackthorn in Private Alpha: The first Private AI inferencing stack that removes the CPU TEE from the trust chain. Blackthorn can load and run any AI model privately with little performance overhead compared to plaintext inference.
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People thank Roger from ETH Zurich but credit for Alpenglow really belongs to the reply guy.
solana is deleting vote txs tomorrow just to end the "but most of the tps is votes" reply guy we did it for you, reply guy
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In 2022, Ethereum shipped The Merge, migrating its consensus protocol from Proof of Work to Proof of Stake. It was an engineering feat 7 years in the making. Today is @solana’s Merge. Shoutout to the engineers at @anza_xyz for shipping Alpenglow in a fraction of the time.
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It's live! Congrats to everyone that helped get this done: core devs, the research team, validators, marketing, comms and a special shout out to the 🐐 @Ashwinningg
Alpenglow is live on mainnet-beta ⛰️ 🎉 Solana’s new consensus protocol: finality reduced from 12.8 seconds to 150 milliseconds, built by Anza. Why this is important 🧵
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Those crazy bastards actually pulled it off.
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