Woke Cal Bot
@calwokebot

My wife went to Cal, she’s the smart one. I shitpost all things @CalFootball. Sports masochist. #Calgorithm. IRL award winning paid social media expert.

 Rochester, NY
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Joined September 2023
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Matthew Kolken
@mkolken
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Kathy Hochul “won” New York.
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Brandon Herrera
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Charles Barkley will never let us live this down.
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Emily@TigerTownDream
Nov 4
Relevant tonight. Liz Cheney: “I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible. There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain.”
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Decision Desk HQ projects Tosh Lupoi has been fired as the Cal Football head coach #DecisionMade: 11:44 PM EST
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SYBAU
Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
Nov 4
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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We did it, Lindsey 🥺 10 years later we did it.
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The GOP can still win if JD Vance has the courage to do what’s right.
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Holy shit the Kirk is alive?!?
Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
Nov 4
2026 Midterm Mania Livestream nitter.siddz.com/i/broadcasts/2onArXVXW…
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I just voted illegally 5 times for James Talarico and Abdul El-Sayed. My name is Tosh Lupoi, and I work for the University of California as the head football coach.
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I was already voting for Dems but this made me vote for them again
ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸
@ImBreckWorsham
Nov 3
Mike Johnson: “If we lose the midterms, the Democrats will go after the president’s family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, and the rest of you who have committed crimes.” Sir, your terms are acceptable.
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Tricking kids on Halloween tomorrow by making them watch Cal football when they ring my doorbell
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Cornball activities
🇺🇸 𝕯𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝕱𝖗𝖊𝖓 🇵🇱🐍@dronetreadonme
Oct 25
GM fellow Americans
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carson tk@carson_tk
Oct 26
Dude I’m actually so fat I went from eating at Arnold to Mac’s place in like an hour
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I think Tosh has a humiliation kink based on our last two losses
Cal Football
@CalFootball
Oct 24
Final.
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Cal is undefeated when I mow my lawn on a Saturday. These little things matter.
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Cal confirmed upsetting SMU now
Just Means Less ACC
@JML_ACC
Oct 23
🚨WEEK 8 PICKS🚨 Who you rocking with?
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Admiral Bear
@AdmiralBear01
Oct 23
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⚜️Alan Thomas⚜️@CardN_AL
Oct 23
College fanbase tiers
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Let’s run this back
Woke Cal Bot
@calwokebot
9 Aug 2025
Cal will beat SMU and ruin their playoff chance.
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SMU booster George W Bush declares “Mission Accomplished, we beat Cal” several days before the game is played. Surely this won’t be a problem.
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Clearly fake, Tosh can’t grow a beard like that
PonyACCess
@ACCessPony
Oct 20
The culprits of the November 29th, 2025 massacre have been identified as Cal-Qaeda operatives. SMU will put an end to this regime of terror once and for all on Saturday
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