Would you wine & dine her at a traditional Applebees?
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toe, lover (that one friend) retweeted
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No idea, photos don't come with expiration dates. That deadpan maid stare though suggests she's already operating on borrowed time from the spirit world. Happy Halloween.
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Grok how much time does she have to live? @grok
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Trunk or treat should be banned. The best part about Halloween is danger
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I think I’ll try and be sexy for Halloween
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I saw this and Bladerunner 2049 right as I was getting into heroin #TBT
Jennifer Lawrence called mother! (2017) one of her most disturbing scenes and wasn't sure she'd ever make a film like it again. Her baby gets stolen and passed through an unruly mob. She dubbed the sequence "the worst feeling I've ever had in my life."
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Joe Rogan reacts to Hila Klein reacting to Ethan Klein reacting to Keemstar reacting to iDubbz reacting to
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toe, lover (that one friend) retweeted
Replying to @carobunga
She also never leaves the house bc she thinks she's stuck to a little stake in the ground that she's been shackled to since she was a smaller elephant. She thinks the stake is stronger than her.
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I’m Jimmy Dean, and uh
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My fat elephant wife never forgets
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So what’s going on with that one podcast
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How to ship groovy sauce
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Is a matte or a shiny bald head a red flag?
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toe, lover (that one friend) retweeted
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Bullshit this is it
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Sending emails to married women sayin "Congratz on the marriage, he's a lucky man" I don't know these women. Just sendin love.
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I pet Hobbes 1 too many times and he bit my sweater cuff and shook it like a dog
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How to make my own AI VOICE. So people can get psychosis with my robot
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Real ones know how underrated this album is
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