On little chocolate cake. Run, run while you can. I'm gonna get you.

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I worked with him once, I'm proud to say The perfect English gentleman, who told stories as good as Peter Ustinov's !
At David Niven’s funeral the largest wreath was from the porters at Heathrow Airport. The card with it read “To the finest gentleman who ever walked these halls. He made a porter feel like a king”
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I'm angry at my husband, so in going to fold and put away everyone's laundry EXCEPT his.
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Missouri Republicans passed new rules: 1. Women lawmakers are banned from showing their bare arms. 2. Women lawmakers are required to cover their dress with a “second layer”. The road to the Handmaid’s Tale world is lined with people telling us to stop overreacting.
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Naughty little girl. What a time.
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In the US, the practice is not to run White House photography for news purposes unless at the very least a pool reporter is on hand to verify the content.
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PM Morrison proposed a federal ICAC & religious discrimination bill at the same presser - Dec 13, 2018 called both "absolutely central... to the proper functioning" of Australia 1155 days later: no federal ICAC, and speculation the religious bill may not get a Senate vote today
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🚨BREAKING: New USPS data appears to show a failure to deliver mail ballots from voters across the country on Election Day. U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan will hold a noon hearing over USPS' non-compliance with his order yesterday to rush deliver all remaining mail ballots
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I just looked up my ballot online and saw it was rejected because of something re my signature. I called and was able to fix it with a series of identity confirming protocols. If you live in a state where you can check on your ballot online please do! I never would have known.
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Did John Oliver just do a whole section on leaving New Zealand off the map while leaving Tasmania off the map? @LastWeekTonight
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Avoid 2GB for a bit
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Less that 4 weeks until I move to europe. It's getting so close. And I still don't have a work visa. I have xrayed my lungs though. No TB.
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Ambiguity is my friend.
RIP Salanger. A master.
I'm thinking that anti-cold tablets just make the virus go into hiding.
How long can one person incubate a cold?
screw thesises. Bring on the vodka
insomnia is a bitch.
the 80-20 rule gets even more extreem in the extreems. ad infinitum. etcetera.