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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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My Column, Free to everyone. It's Over.
Kellen Moore Needs to Be Fired Sooner Rather Than Later
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Shough Contest 🏈
RT for a chance to win an autographed Tyler Shough Color Rush mini helmet!
#Saints | Rules: neworlns.co/ContestTW
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Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?
To shreds, you say.
Well, how is his wife holding up?
To shreds, you say.
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the reason this lesbian bar story went so viral is that basically every left wing person in America has personally experienced some version of this story in their life over the course of the last decade and is really goddam sick of it
Per a note to Boston Globe staff today, the lesbian bar story generated 1,000 subscriptions to the paper yesterday. The Globe’s managing editor said it was “by far our best performing story of the year,” and appears to be “on pace to shatter all sorts of Globe records.”
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Kamara contest 👀
RT for a chance to win an AK autographed sideline hat!
#Saints | Rules: neworlns.co/AKHat
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It was a unanimous decision, by the ultimate authorities on Missouri law, 5 of the 7 of whom were appointed by Republican governors.
Secretary Hoskins’s refusal to put it on the ballot was an undemocratic and lawless act, unanimously rejected by a majority Republican court.
The Missouri Supreme Court decision, overturning a congressional map between a primary in which voters chose candidates, and a general election, defies common sense and the rule of law.
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You know, I was God once.
Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
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will never miss an opportunity to retweet the SPIN MOVE from well-known running threat Drew Brees
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