Best Facebook memory ever

The real horror of Halloween. Artificial cobweb: a bit of fake fun for you, but a very real and terrifying death for them. If you see your neighbours using it, it's possible they don't know the danger so please print out this simple leaflet and pop it through their door: tinyurl.com/HalloweenHedgeho… The fine, strong synthetic fibres of this lethal 'web' are difficult for animals to see at dusk and can quickly wrap around their legs, wings, and neck, trapping and killing birds, insects and mammals. When Eden the hedgehog struggled to free herself the web tightened, cutting off circulation and causing deep wounds. Can you imagine the pain and sheer terror? And then seeing dawn approach, while hanging there, tightly bound and helpless, only an inch above the ground but suffering slow strangulation. Aside from being stressed, dehydrated, starving and exhausted, she also had horrific bite/peck wounds to her face, where she had been held there, helpless, unable to curl and defend herself, while a predator tried to eat her alive. Tragically her constriction injuries were too severe to survive, and poor Eden had to be put to sleep. If you have used this deadly cruel trap to 'decorate' your garden, I beg you - take it down now. Please spread this vital information, and help save lives.

I’m not sure the volume of this baby’s farts is proportional to her size. They are LOUD!

FFS - why can’t people live forever? Patrick Stewart, RIP 😔

This house fascinates me. The fire that destroyed the roof must have been two years ago now and it’s just been left. What I find most interesting is while the roof is clearly ruined, the fire didn’t affect the net curtains.

“So how’s it been since the small, noisy thing arrived?” “Oh mate, super stressful. I can’t cope. Just look at how bothered I am.”

Never not funny when a tiny baby farts in your hand

Anyone recognise this little man? Apparently, he is a south-west thing. I didn’t grow up in the south-west so I have no idea. He apparently wished my husband a happy birthday once on the TV. I’m guessing that’s when he was 21 or something.

I’m 24 hours behind on this but loving how the “why am I still here?” cry has been replaced by “why are you still here?” to Michael Sheen. 😂

In case you missed it the first time

Going to be amazing. Cannot wait.

Finding ways to eat lunch

Further to my post the other day, this is where we are in Plymouth re: getting mail deliveries 🤣

The office chair is a god send for feeding. Left your phone other side of the room? Just wheel yourself over without losing the latch!

Is it actually Back to the Future Day? We have reached this date about eight times in the past five years.

So we’ve had postal delays for the past few months. I know it’s a problem across the Plymouth area and now there’s an item on BBC Breakfast about it. Is it everywhere then?

I’ve reached peak Matalan appreciation age.

Evil baby plan: ”During feeds remember to pretend to fall asleep. Ignore the back rubs, the feet tickles, roll your eyes around like you are drunk. And then, when you have them fooled and they put you in that basket, give it enough time for them to get into bed and then you go!”

Legend

First night we actually woke for a feed at 2.30am instead of starting at 10pm and keeping the party going ALL NIGHT until 5am. We then went back to sleep at 3.30ish and woke at 6am. That’s a win. Fingers crossed cluster feeding phase is over because that was donkey shit 🤞 😍

Rock lullabies - awesome even for adults! Check them out.