Smack talking, double Emmy nominated South African latex. Associated with ventriloquist @conradkoch... nobody cares. conradkoch.co.za
SUITCASE in SOUTH AFRICA.
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Donald Trump's cancelled the agreement that helped SA farmers sell their produce, and AfriForum helped make it happen? That's wild.
If you are a farmer who is struggling, we stand with you as South Africans. AfriForum on the other hand just kicked you in the naartjies.
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If you really wanna tell me what you think, you can buy a ticket to see me live at the following venues:
🚨CHESTER’S GOT TALENT🚨
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Roasting the elections | Lester Kiewit & Chester Missing
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Come see us LIVE!
🚨CHESTER’S GOT TALENT🚨
CAPE TOWN: 21 Dec - 3 Jan
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The number of foreigners in South Africa went up by just 11% from 2011 to 2022.
If I was a useless government that prefers you blame Malawians for lack of service delivery instead of us, I would definitely not want you to know that fact.
Ref: theoutlier.co.za/charts/char…
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Chester Missing retweeted
Deeply misleading post: of the R1.3 billion, only R10.6 million was spent on refugees and asylum seekers.
And the total of R1.3bn (almost all of which was spent on permanent residents), should be understood in the context of a budget for social assistance of just under R300bn.
The amount spent on permanent residents is less than 0.4% of the social assistance budget. The amount spent on refugees and asylum seekers is less than 0.004% of the social assistance budget.
Over 99.5% of the social grants budget is spent on citizens. Over 99.99% is spent on citizens and permanent residents.
But don't let facts get in the way.
R 1.3 billion has been spent on grants for permanent residents, refugees and asylum seekers in 25/26 financial year.
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Would you vote MK?
Full podcast with Bongani Baloyi: piped.video/Xkao0yavTuE?si=iSEL…
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MK brought a traditional weapon to talk to a puppet.
Full podcast with Bongani Baloyi out now: piped.video/Xkao0yavTuE?si=iSEL…
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Both March and March and Freedom Front agree I am irrelevant, so irrelevant they both needed to comment on my posts. Birds of a feather....
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Only 2960 asylum seekers actually got paid a social relief distress grant (they are entitled to no other grants).
Y'all made it sound like it was 2960 million.
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When you spend months stigmatising immigrants as a universally evil outgroup, framed as THE threat to SA you do not solve illegal immigration, you create divisions in society that eventually lead to what we saw in Durban this week.
Jacinta is a patriot like I'm a Power Ranger.
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there are 4000 ghost employees in SA government, collecting salaries for dololo. we could get south africans to care if we told them that the ghosts are zimbabwean.
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