Distractible neurospice girl diaries β€’ Generally looking like a glittering chromatic fart among the sage pilates playsuits

LDN β€’ Digital vagabond
β€œYour mum’s a fungible sock.” β€” Me, rifling around the drawer
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β€œBrace yourself; I’m going to sing you a lullaby.” β€” Me
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Audible narration seems wild, but woof:
Today I sat for 45 minutes in meditation. While doing so, I narrated my experience. I then asked an LLM to animate what I saw and felt. Here's the result
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Watching Wicker, my clearest takeaway is that I would truly and gladly roll that dice on, β€œPeter Dinklage; sort me a husband.”
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I am so proud of my bio-family. They’ve fully got on board with my being a godmother, and my parents treat the girls like grandchildren. Today, Mum showed me a deep drawer where she keeps presents β€˜for the girlies’ 🀍
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Fellas if you get the curvy, muscular 5’10” to fall asleep and fart next to you Just know that you’re one of the chosen few; do not fumble that baddie *parp*
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I am such a fan of Walkies (in most weathers), and sleeping with the window open snuggled under the duvet with two hot water bottles
I wonder how much seasonal affective disorder is due to people taking in too much CO2 indoors and getting less fresh air
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Bony πŸ’€πŸ©»πŸ—οΈπŸ‘»πŸŽƒ β€’ YKTN πŸΊπŸ’„πŸ‡ retweeted
You aren't growing to take over the world or save it from itself. You're growing in order to bear more of the world right along with everyone else, here and now, so that each of us can all grow and bear more of reality exactly as it is.
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Charity shops are the natural foraging ground of godmothers; it is where we rummage and rustle for that smashing pair of dungarees for a two year old. Wildly indulging these children in a resource-mindful fashion β€” everyone is delighted
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Oh zingggggg
The core stage of the Artemis III rocket is officially stacked.
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Bony πŸ’€πŸ©»πŸ—οΈπŸ‘»πŸŽƒ β€’ YKTN πŸΊπŸ’„πŸ‡ retweeted
focus your time and energy on what you want to see more of
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Bony πŸ’€πŸ©»πŸ—οΈπŸ‘»πŸŽƒ β€’ YKTN πŸΊπŸ’„πŸ‡ retweeted
gf who pandiculates
WORD FACT To β€œpandiculate” is to instinctively stretch the torso and upper limbs, typically while yawning. The word lends itself nicely to this palindrome: Pandiculate: go get a lucid nap. #palindrome
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Okay gang, huge news: the goddaughters (5&8) have their ballet show in April, I will be arriving in a fur coat with a bottle of Bolly on ice, and toasting their debut
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Bony πŸ’€πŸ©»πŸ—οΈπŸ‘»πŸŽƒ β€’ YKTN πŸΊπŸ’„πŸ‡ retweeted
Intentional communities are a headache to helm.
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