this is why lula won, cus the cia's best agents are now medically stupid.

🚨 BREAKING: Ontario Premier Doug Ford just canceled Elon Musk’s Starlink contract and banned all U.S. companies from government contracts in response to Trump’s economic war with Canada. “It’s done, it’s gone,” Ford said. “We won’t award contracts to people who enable and encourage economic attacks on our province and our country.” And just to be clear: “They only have President Trump to blame.” So Trump starts a trade war, and now American businesses are getting locked out of Canada. This isn’t “tough negotiating”—this is our closest ally shutting the door on us while Trump pretends he’s “winning.” MAGA wanted an economic war? Well, they just got one. And it’s American companies and workers who are about to feel the pain. FOLLOW:@johnfkjuniorq

Netanyahu’s main challenger, Gadi Eisenkot, fires back: “Netanyahu, you’re hysterical. As in every election campaign, it’s the same method of lies and scare tactics. This time, threatening Israeli citizens with mass destruction. And this is after you failed to achieve the objectives of the war in Iran… You’ve failed. And in two days, the people of Israel will show you that at the ballot box.“

I saw no women being assaulted. I saw no nose picking. I saw no ear wax eating. I heard no stories about men’s asses. I heard no strange burping noises, no slurring, no moaning. And I heard no songs about homosexual hook ups at the local gym while an old fat man wearing makeup danced like he was wanking 2 giraffes. I didn’t see or hear any of that during Barack Obama’s speeches today. Just an adult speaking in complete sentences to an audience who appreciated every word. It was nice.

Trump has cut healthcare and food assistance for the neediest Americans while raking in $3 billion over the last 18 months. And yet you suck his dick on a daily basis. Spare us the faux outrage my dude. Your schtick is tired.

The Department of Justice’s new fraud whistleblower scheme has instantly backfired, with Americans bombarding it with demands to investigate Trump. thedailybeast.com/trump-dojs…

🚨#BREAKING: JD Vance’s Fraud Whistleblower Incentive Program has been flooded with reports of blatant fraud committed by Republicans in the Trump Administration & Congress. Over 97% of reports over the past 24 hours have been against corrupt MAGA politicians.

You and @megynkelly are absolutely repulsive. It will not be forgotten how you people lowered the standard of conduct, how you embraced the most vile politics and public behavior. There’s no “politics is a contact sport” cop out. You people deserve to be shamed and ostracized.

BREAKING: "Insane situation!" Kimberly Guilfoyle enters hysterical freefall — she's holed up in the Ambassador's house, screeching at staffers who no longer obey her with an eviction looming. And her problems are about to get way worse... "All these people who were totally entranced by her and ignored the writing on the wall have now wiped photos with her, gone radio silent and claim they never wanted anything to do with her," a source close to Guilfoyle told The Daily Mail. "It's pathetic," they added. Guilfoyle, who was fired as the Ambassador to Greece after it was revealed that she asked a MAGA donor to pay off $100,000 of her American Express debt in exchange for access to top Trump administration officials, has been given until the end of October to vacate the cushy Jefferson House, the ambassadorial residence in Athens. It's a fittingly ignominious end to the diplomatic career of a woman whose sole qualification for the post is that she was once engaged to Donald Trump Jr. and sufficiently flattered his father. "The people in the embassy are no longer afraid of her. Nobody is listening to her or taking her orders anymore," one source in Greece revealed. "She is all alone in that house, screaming at her old staff that they are leakers, and waiting to get kicked out. It's an insane situation." Several sources informed The Daily Mail that the disgraced Guilfoyle may ultimately decide to remain in Europe rather than return to the U.S. Presumably, she's worried that she'll be prosecuted for her alleged crimes since Democrats — including Rep. Robert Garcia, the ranking member of his party on the House Oversight Committee — have already announced their intentions to investigate her. "This is the latest in a long list of corruption surrounding the Trump Administration, and we're demanding answers," said Garcia. As for President Trump, he has already washed his hands of Guilfoyle, tossing her under the bus like he has with so many other former allies and subordinates. When asked about her, he said: "She, I guess, dated my son a long time ago." If this woman does indeed decide to remain in Europe, Democrats need to proceed with the investigations regardless. If and when a criminal case is assembled, she should be extradited to stand trial! Please ❤️ and share if you support prosecuting Guilfoyle!

Vance: "I think Ukrainians should stop bombing Russian energy... I don't think that Ukraine should be in NATO." NO ONE WAS TOUCHING THEIR PRECIOUS ENERGY UNTIL THEY INVADED US! And maybe, just maybe, Russia should stop murdering Ukrainian civilians on a daily basis, JD? Maybe they shouldn't be murdering babies in their strollers in the park like they did today? ​Maybe they should stop an almost 5-year-long bombing campaign against Ukrainian infrastructure designed to plunge us into a humanitarian disaster and force us to surrender? How about that? Or, hear me out, ​maybe they should fuck off back across the border, and then no one will bomb them again?

I will never feel sorry for Usha Vance. She chose to marry a racist piece of shit, stay with a racist piece of shit, and have four kids with a racist piece of shit. Fuck her.

The Florida Republicans don't want you to see this. You definitely should watch.

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

yes

Bigots keep accusing Abdul El-Sayed and Zohran Mamdani of wanting to impose their religion as US law. These people are confused. Abdul and Zohran are Muslims--not Republicans. It's the GOP that has banned abortion in 13 states by imposing their religion as law. Say no to GOP Sharia law!

The Supreme Court burns to the ground in Albania, Parliament and the Department of Education has been stormed, the Prime Minister is in hiding and the country is effectively in the hands of the rebels. Albania rejects blatant corruption and their country being sold.

Yeah, a “pastor” bringing this crap up during a sermon isn’t a pastor. Church is for God, not the corrupt politics of man. Respect the temple.

When El-Sayed is sworn in as the next Senator from Michigan it'll be in large part due to Trump shitting on Canada. That was an all-time political loser move.

Really @IvankaTrump Are you this stupid? Never mind

Enuff is enuff!