BREAKING: The White Coop has announced Chump's (unofficial) Cabinet. 🐔🇺🇸
Tremendous people. Some of the best people, frankly.
Secretary of Replies:
@CoinnoisseurOG
SlowBurn shows up in every reply section, every single day. Confirmed without a hearing.
Minister of Broadcasting:
@cryptomancc
291 episodes of "We the People Show." "We are the Chumpions" is under review as the national anthem.
Ambassador to Singapore:
@user_UrCzar
Took the chicken to Token2049. Came back EXTRA EXTRA BULLISH.
Secretary of Raids: Mrs. Panda
Raided so hard X put her in timeout. We assume. Her seat stays warm.
Minister of Lore:
@Breedindeath
Mexican Chump, billionaire Chump, quantum Chump. All canon. Part time degen, full time memes.
Secretary of Morale:
@neilclifton78
First GM on the timeline. Red market? "Still here. Still grinding."
Secretary of Free Thought:
@TheDexKid
Own your mind. Think for yourself. No budget needed.
Secretary of Labor:
@CaseyDittman
No paid hype. Just work. If it needs doing, it's done.
Ambassador to the Trenches:
@pepe15dotETH
Rugged, survived, fluent in degen.
Press Secretary: me.
Long-forms here, reels on TikTok, Insta, Facebook and YouTube. If you saw the chicken somewhere, I probably made it.
Agenda:
1. Respect the holder.
2. Show up every day.
3. Never leave a newcomer unanswered.
4. Make Memecoins Great Again.
Salary: zero. Term limits: none.
Who did we miss? Drop a name and a title below. 👇
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