People obsessed with LLMs, SLMs, transformers, attention mechanisms, tokenization, embeddings, fine-tuning, LoRA, quantization, distillation, RLHF, inference optimization, KV caches, context windows, prompt engineering, RAG pipelines, chunking strategies, vector databases, semantic search, agents, tool calling, multi-agent systems, MCP, evals, hallucination debugging, local models, running Ollama on a laptop at 3AM, GPU shortages, CUDA, model architecture papers on arXiv, neural networks, deep learning, reinforcement learning, machine learning, MLOps, data pipelines, AGI timelines, alignment, interpretability, robotics, computer vision, automation, and building AI products that actually ship automatically become my friends
Also people who love distributed systems, backend architecture, scalable systems, event-driven design, Kafka, queues, caching, load balancing, observability, DevOps, CI/CD, Docker, Kubernetes, Terraform, cloud computing, APIs, microservices (and knowing when not to use them), Linux, Arch, NixOS, dotfiles, tmux, Neovim, Rust, C++, Go, Python, systems programming, compilers, operating systems, low-level coding, memory, concurrency, reverse engineering, cybersecurity, cryptography, and reading source code for fun.
And the ones who care about startups, indie hacking, SaaS, product building, shipping ugly MVPs fast, UI/UX, minimalism, typography, branding, and industrial design. Who read Dostoevsky, Kafka, Camus, Nietzsche, and Orwell. Who think about philosophy, absurdism, existentialism, stoicism, consciousness, neuroscience, cognitive science, mathematics, physics, quantum theory, game theory, economics, geopolitics, and transhumanism. Who keep notebooks full of half-finished ideas, love cafés, dark academia vibes, deep conversations, hacking ideas together at 2AM, overthinking reality, and changing the world with weird ideas.