If you’re not clicking blue team immediately after joining a server, you’re a cuck.

Happy Anniversary, Ruby. You have not been forgotten. 🫀🌙

These people should be waterboarded

BREAKING: New intelligence from the United States Department of War suggest cars go all like VRRROOOOOM, SKRRRT, and PFFFTBLOOOOSH. Donald Trump is being briefed on the situation now.

Something I'm working on Compressible flow solver for muzzle devices Take any random silencer CAD and check its muzzle gas dynamics

BEHOLD, THE ORIGINAL LR-308 LOWER RECEIVER FORGING FROM DPMS! CONTAINED ON THE FUTURE-PROOF DATA STORAGE TOOL KNOWN AS A FLOPPY DISK!

I am genuinely impressed by mainstream media outlets ability to find absolute nobodies in cybersecurity. It's remarkable. I am often left speechless. There has been dozens occasions, especially as of recent, where some media outlet will be like, "Today as a special guest is world-renowned cybersecurity expert and ethical hacker Joe McCyberSecurity". I'm like, who the fuck is Joe McCybersecurity? I've been doing cybersecurity and malware stuff for a long time and I've never once seen or heard of Joe McCybersecurity. If he is world-renowned, I would THINK I would have seen them or heard of them. The camera then pans over to Joe McCybersecurity and it is the most generic cookie cutter white dude in a cheap suit and the tag below him will say something like, "Joe McCybersecurity, Ethical Hacker, CEO of Cybersecurity McJoe Industries" I'm like, "Cybersecurity McJoe Industries? What the fuck is that?". I look it up and it's a generic WordPress website hosted on GoDaddy with an expired SSL cert. Joe McCybersecurity then babbles incomprehensible nonsense for about 60 seconds until the TV host goes "woaw" and it cuts to a commercial. Absolute cinema.

People walking into SHOT Show thinking they got that shit on

why would she tweet this?

27 November 1942 | A Polish woman Anna Smoleńska (b. 28 Feb 1920) was incarcerated in #Auschwitz. A girl scout, student of history of arts, author of the 'Kotwica - Fighting Poland' emblem (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kotwic…). She received no. 26008 & perished in the camp on 19 March 1943.

what it feels like to assign someone a jira ticket

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Before 3D printing, this is the sort of stuff we'd come up with... Ugly, but just under 3,000 RPM of .22 LR is no joke!

stupid MRI lady she asked me if I had recent tattoos but didn’t ask if I’ve recently swallowed 500 ball bearings? Bing bong janice I’m gonna change your life forever

surely it’s only a matter of time?

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Counterpoint:

You look like Whoville’s drug dealer

I don't think so