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Tired of all these stupid rom-coms. And so is my best friend who I have feelings for but is dating the lawyer who's representing my ex-wife.
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It's funny how children see the world: upside down with their parents screaming at me to please be careful.
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The secret to drawing horses is start drawing a dog and then halfway through pretend the dog is really, really rich.
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the seven types of comedy:
comedy as entertainment
comedy as activism
haha fancy man fell down
comedy as artistic pursuit
racism
comedy as drama with zero comedy
i have a mortgage now
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stronger female characters is a good start but another thing that helps is writing very weak male characters. that’s what I’m going to do.
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my favorite episode of seinfeld is when they bet who can go the longest without masturbating and one by one they all masturbate and you see it each time
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video game tells me to take a break and go outside like that’s not also collecting coins & trying not to die
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THRILLER IDEA: A man finds stacks of money inside his burrito. We then cut to another man as he opens a briefcase to reveal carne asada. The man struggles to explain. He is shot through the head.
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took a trip to los carneros in the heart of wine country. so beautiful out here but all i can think about is work
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Kimberly Hébert Gregory was a beautiful soul. She brought Donna to life with such depth, and warmth, and joy.
Her presence was rare. Her talent undeniable. May comfort surround those mourning her loss.
Devastating news.
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If I was rich I'd have two hedge mazes. One from which there can be no escape. And one for more lighthearted affairs and casual mazing.
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started collecting mirrors and it's either getting out of hand or I only have twelve
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i bet you could get pretty far in the business world just by showing up everywhere in a karate uniform.
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This beloved, if under-seen, animated Netflix miniseries has a simple yet endearing message that should speak to anyone dealing with some existential angst. slashfilm.com/1867538/netfli…
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