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Somehow I completely missed this. Well I guess the explanation is I wasn’t really big into Oprah at the time
But I had no idea this existed until now and I’m kind of surprised by that
📺On November 4, 1992, Oprah Winfrey crossed over into the world of ‘The Simpsons’ in a special animated segment of ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show.’ Voicing herself, Oprah traveled to Springfield and sat down with the family for an interview
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It’s this one, five years of McKinleynomics
(I was an econ major)
What is your favorite "Mr. Burns is old As Fuck" joke?
#TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever
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“Why The Democrats Shouldn’t Read Too Much Into This”
(Let’s all slow down now)
-some guy on cable news
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This is a really nice thunderstorm, I’m going to stay up a little bit longer to enjoy it
Maybe I’ll hear a train
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Going through my camera roll I forgot I took this last month. I think it’s a female Cooper’s hawk?
I was about 50 feet away when I took this so I’m kind of proud of it
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Dave - Not Allowed Back at the Try-N-Save retweeted
"I guess fate was against us..."
#thesimpsons #halloween
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Trailing by 9 to East Texas A&M
Since we’re likely stuck with Brent venables for at least another season, now is the obvious time to replace Porter Moser
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I mean every ad shot for food is a staged photoshop job designed to make it look significantly tastier than the real thing (Michael Douglas noted this once)
So THIS was the the yummiest they could make this look for its world premiere
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I found this little fella on my driveway this afternoon. I moved him to the lawn so I wouldn’t drive over him, then I thought about it a little more and moved him to a nice protected place near my hedges
Is this a little late for fresh water turtle hatchlings?
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That “welcome to Derry” episode was pretty cringey to be honest, and didn’t really seem to progress the story any
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I started writing a dumb tweet about daylight saving time but I deleted it because I care about you all
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