sexczema@dialectits

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Joined July 2010
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been really into taking .5s of ellie lately
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she's had such a long day
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girl stay in your lane
Nicki Minaj
@NICKIMINAJ
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Kathy Hochul is an evil woman. The Democratic Party should forfeit her seat because even if she wins, she will be of great consequence to them. Downward spiral for her. She will not escape God’s wrath. She did not denounce evil when she had the chance.
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Dirk Fuckner 🚯@timerube
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seems like everyone in mariama's life is distancing themselves from her and she's blaming it on congestion pricing lol
Mariama James 詹 瑪 麗
@MariamaJames13
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I’d been dating an MTA man off & on over a period of like 6 years. We basically stopped seeing each other bc of Congestion Pricing. He already pays it plus bridge tolls to get from his home in East NY to the depot in Harlem where he works. Coming to visit me inside the zone a few times per week as well, not to mention driving for our formerly frequent weekend getaways to AC became a hardship & no way he’d ever let me pay instead
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ah —
tobimisa@tobimisa1
Oct 27
my biggest impact on the internet....
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maria (posterity)@EFFEXWH0RE
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they don't give you SNRIs because you have some kind of super special depression. you have regular depression. that's fine. SNRIs don't give you "heroin-like withdrawals," that's just not true
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incorrect!! see revised chart
judey@judeykat
Oct 27
how old is ur cat in human years? mine is 17! 🐱
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Every midterm election reminds me of the greatest moment in twitch history during the 2018 Chapo stream
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nursing school is an operation designed to scare burgeoning professionals out of saying or doing anything for fear of being sued
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i am not being empowered by knowledge. i am being hectored about every little thing that could go wrong that could get me embroiled in a lawsuit. this is a terrible posture with which to enter a high-risk profession
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take the train dumbass
Sky Marchini@rhcm123
Oct 26
just for some fun "holy shit NYC has a high cost of living" comparison, these are the uber receipts for: -trip from my house to laguardia -trip from albuqurque airport to hotel -trip from hotel to albuqurque airport -trip from laguardia to my house
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Rod@rodimusprime
Oct 26
His first scandal as mayor is finding out he’s a real hooper.
Chris Sommerfeldt@C_Sommerfeldt
Oct 26
New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @GrahamRayman & @joeanuta politico.com/news/2026/10/26…
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averyluna333
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Oct 26
Lead us not in to penn station
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i don't want trad answers so i'm not googling it; what can i do with a bunch of tallow i've recently come into
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angel on earth
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we talk a lot about “The Median American Voter” mindset but we just stumbled across, I believe, The Median Queens County Voter
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Quinn The GM@quinnthegm
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chungus@big__chung
Oct 23
New fusion political ideology called 'effective Maoism' where you work a high-flying finance job and then wire 10% of your income to communist guerillas.
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i have so much respect for vegans but do not fucking lie like this
nауa tofu 🌱@naayatofu
Oct 22
“u can go vegan but cheese” you can but.. but vegan cheese tadtes literally the exact same.. and melts the exact same… i used to think i’d miss out at least on something but no i’d never tell the difference
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i've made many vegan dairy substitutes. i've run a vegan kitchen. it's all well & good, but cashews are just not going to be mozzarella sorrrrryyyyyyy
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taking the cat to a locally-owned, non-private equity veterinary practice, so at least if we get ripped off it'll be a good honest bilking from a community member
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much less expensive + they said princess is beautiful
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