Suffolk Salt Farmer | Recovering @TheFourOwls DJ Writer & Editor | Father of girls | Please clap

Hot tubs are weird aren’t they? Come sit in this big hot bath with your entire family that countless other families have also sat in.
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This is the longest of all long shots but if it can happen anywhere, it can happen on here… Does anyone have the Diver Dan life ring we could have or potentially buy? This toy was my absolute fave and now it’s my kids’ but we’re missing that vital piece! #diverdan
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Laughed way too hard at this 😂
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Took a whole 25 minutes to breach his bail conditions
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because maybe you need to hear this during these difficult times… Every episode of Round The Twist is available on YouTube.
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I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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This was the moment Barack Obama broke Donald Trump. It was so bad that Trump has not experienced one second of joy since then.
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Have a great day and don’t forget to celebrate the likkle wins
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Been working hard getting suffolkseasalt.co.uk shipshape recently. Let me know what you think! And don’t forget, get 20% off your first order with code SOLAR20. This beautifully delicate and naturally-made sea salt makes the PERFECT gift! 😉 #suffolkseasalt #seasalt #salt
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Saw somewhere selling advent calendars for dogs... My dog eats dead rabbits that have been lying in a bush for three weeks. The fuck does he need an advent calendar for?
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First drawing I’ve done in about 15 years. My daughter, 10
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Don’t forget to put your clocks back or forward an hour tonight
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Halloween is for landfill nonces
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Name a song where the remix is better than the original.
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Sent a package to Poland last week. Tracking says it’s now at a sorting office in… *checks notes*… Flushing, New York!🤷🏻‍♂️ Called @RoyalMail and was put in a 37-minute queue! FFS
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Evri: How did our courier do? The fuck you want me to say? He absolutely nailed the whole knocking on my door and handing me a package thing. 10/10 would let him knock on my door and hand me a package again.
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It can only be called a riot if it’s from France’s Riôt region, otherwise it’s sparkling social discontent.
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Serving unsalted butter is a hate crime
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