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I run a nationally recognized wealth management firm for high-achieving millennials, next generation investors, entrepreneurs, and their families.
I also write about relationships and money so you and your partner can become an unstoppable financial team.
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Some of my favorite people in this industry wrote chapters for How I Invest My Money: Volume Two, which is out today!
One of them happens to be my wife who wrote about hope and leaving room for *magic*.
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On October 19, 1987, I made the single biggest investment mistake of my life. The Dow Jones fell 22.6% and I didn't buy the dip. It was the worst day in U.S. stock market history, and I was too busy playing with wooden blocks in pre-school. I will never forgive myself.
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Being an adult is simply saying, “After this week, things will slow down!” Over and over until you die.
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I cannot emphasize this enough. If there is a toilet in your dream, DO NOT use it.
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I am going to dress up as inflation for Halloween.
It’s going to scare the crap out of everyone.
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Getting an entry level job is easy. All you have to do is obtain 10 years of prior work experience, a doctorate degree, survive 7 rounds of interviews, solve an unsolvable math problem, and have your father be the senior vice president of the company.
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My friend got hit on his bike by someone backing out of a driveway. He's going to be okay, but it got me thinking about our liability coverage (naturally).
This week’s newsletter is all about umbrella insurance.
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People are surprised when I tell them I run 3 businesses, workout 6 days a week, coach my kid’s basketball team, and have an active social life. Look, anything is possible when you lie.
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AI is scary.
Someone created a video of me watching football with the boys at the same time I said I’d be doing chores around the house.
This is crazy!
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“Everything is so expensive!”
Dude, no one is forcing you to buy food, shelter, clothing, and the basic necessities to sustain life.
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