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📰Azure SQL VM Update📰 We have updated our Azure SQL VM sizing guidance! aka.ms/AzureSQLVM-Size We have made significant improvements to our documentation, designed for those seeking predictable performance and supportability. The updated content emphasizes key decision areas, including: - Cost vs. performance tradeoffs - Baselining and storage-first planning - Mapping OLTP vs. OLAP characteristics - Migration readiness - Practical deployment defaults Our recommendations detail the best Azure SQL VMs based on performance and cost considerations, along with essential features for deploying your virtual machines. Additionally, the documentation includes dedicated sections on storage, security, HADR configuration, application patterns, and guidance on collecting a performance baseline for migration. For more details, check out the updated documentation: aka.ms/AzureSQLVM-Size Stay tuned for more updates!😉 #AzureSQL #SQLServer #AzureVM #DBA #SQL
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What a heartbreaking week it has been. Sir Patrick Stewart was a friend, a colleague, and a magnificent actor. From the stage to the bridge of the Enterprise, he brought intelligence, grace, and a deep sense of humanity to everything he did. Captain Picard stood for the best of us, and so did the man who played him. I was filled with affection and admiration for him and his work. My heart goes out to Sunny and his family. He will be deeply missed.
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Mood because Auburn BEAT Georgia! 🤣
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Nice job cardiac cats. WDE. 🐅 🐅
ICE IN HIS VEINS 🧊 @AlexMc83
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Waffle House kind of night!
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WALK IN YO TRAP TAKE OVER YO TRAP
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Three days to the Day of Data Orlando pre-con. "SQL AI App in a Day" — hands-on with Microsoft's engineers, Fri Oct 16, 9-5, Sanford FL. $150, and the room caps at 164. eventbrite.com/e/pre-con-day… #DayOfDataOrlando #DayOfData #SQLOrlando
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Hey there St. Louis. Back to Missouri where I was born and raised. Can't wait to show you SQL's AI features. There's also a workshop you can come to! aka.ms/sql/day/stl and aka.ms/sql/day/stl/workshop
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GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 Score a pair of tickets to the 2027 CFP Quarterfinal at the Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl How to enter: 1. Follow @AflacKickoff and @allcfbIG 2. Repost 3. Tag a friend in the comments (more comments = more entries) Entries are open until 9/6 at 11:59 PM. Winner will be messaged directly by @AflacKickoff. Beware of fake accounts and scammers. Good luck!
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RT if you want to see @VandyFootball and @CanesFootball play this weekend. Winner jumps @NDFootball for a spot in the @CFBPlayoff.
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Fun fact - Astronaut High School in Titusville, Florida. It is no coincidence that the logo looks like the Anheuser Busch logo. Go check out AHS's fight song: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astron…
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A night to remember here in Auburn ⭐️
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Can someone please explain to me how that was roughing the passer? The QB didn't even get hit above the shoulders?!? It was just a good defensive play. This is absolutely criminal what has happened to officiating this season. #VirginiaTech #virginiatechfootball
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THIS IS THE CRAZIEST PLAY IN MADDEN HISTORY. 💀💀💀 Damn.
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So is this the full Williams-Brice Stadium experience everyone was talking about?
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