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Trump had to beg Elon Musk to stop sabotaging Ukraine’s use of Starlink.
It turns out that Musk made the decision to degrade Ukraine’s defenses against Russia unilaterally.
In what universe should U.S. foreign policy hinge on the whims of a megalomaniacal Nazi narcissist?
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Donald Trump is such a powerful believer in nepotism that he’s involved his entire family in the corruption of the U.S. gov’t.
In fact, he chose Darline Graham because even though she’s entirely unqualified to serve in the Senate, she was related to Lindsey— and that’s enough.
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One of the things about being an uber-corrupt Republican (pardon the redundancy) is that you know— with absolute certainty— that you’ll never face consequences for your criminal behavior.
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If you’ve never encountered ‘Republican-level evil’ before, it can be intimidating.
Here’s what you do: imagine the worst, most nefarious behavior that you can, and then raise it exponentially— now, you’re imagining how GOP voters think.
For GOP politicians, channel Hitler.
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He only awakens momentarily now and then to embezzle more money from the U.S. Treasury, to spew more hate, to cause greater inflation, to start a new war or alienate more allies, or to rape more women and children.
He’s always been the Republicans’ dream candidate.
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All Republican voters are sick, twisted pieces of shit.
If you’ve met a Republican, you need to do 4 things: replace your now-stolen wallet, get someone to remove the knife from your back, and shower with scalding-hot water and industrial soap, followed by a gamma globulin shot.
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We haven’t fought him yet. We’ve been sitting around watching as he destroys our democracy, with Congress licking his weakened sphincter as he does.
We could fight him on Nov. 3rd, but much of the country will instead be focused on re-electing his sycophantic protectors.
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You’ve greatly overestimated the intelligence and resolve of Ohio voters.
The same imbeciles who elected Jethro Vance are not going to punish Vivek Ramaswamy, they’re going to say, “Please, sir— may I have another?!”
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Q: Wait a moment— Mark Carney is demonstrating real leadership, which is entirely unfamiliar to American voters?!
A: Indeed— and not only will he remove Starlink from Canada, he won’t create a fake federal agency and invite Elon Musk to dismantle the entire Canadian government.
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I can understand why Republicans don’t think that Medicare-for-all is a necessary change for us to make.
If kids are getting $100K sexual-reassignment surgery done free at school, we could just ask the same custodians to do everyone else’s surgeries at no cost right after PE.
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Q: Are there really people who will vote for Vivek Ramaswamy?!
A: Oh, yes. Plenty of Ohioans are eager to have the worst Governor in America.
Q: But— Vivek Ramaswamy?!!
A: Moronic, inbred hicks need a candidate they can relate to and get behind, and Jethro Vance is occupied.
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Donald Trump is, indeed, untethered to reality— and yet, in less than two weeks, tens of millions of stupefyingly imbecilic voters will re-elect the corrupt Congressmen and Senators who will continue to protect him from removal and impeachment, hoping that he’ll rape more kids.
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The man who doesn’t understand tariffs and has caused grievous harm to the economy as a result, now wants to rename the Pacific Ocean. This is what he spends his time doing instead of what he was elected to do.
Vote blue on Nov. 3rd, or he’ll continue.
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What, DOGE didn’t convince you that Musk’s a fascist? The Nazi salutes didn’t make you think twice? The years of Mars bullshit, the ‘Full Self-Driving’ deception, the endless disinformation, and the purchase and desecration of Twitter weren’t enough?
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Meta has been ordered to pay a record $25B fine in a New Mexico case where a jury determined they’d violated consumer protection laws 43 million times.
Remember what I’ve said: Zuckerberg is a true enemy of the state, and a genuine threat to democracy.
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Q: Why have SO many other nations elected women as leaders, but the U.S. refuses to do so?
A: While Americans may fancy themselves as sophisticated, we are a remarkably regressed, primitive culture. Misogyny and racism are deeply ingrained characteristics in our redneck society.
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Your reminder that Marco Rubio was elected to the Senate by idiot Floridians, who then re-elected him over and over again, like crazed Texans.
If he’s incompetent and corrupt enough to please FL voters— who’ll only elect the worst of the worst— he should forever be unemployed.
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RNC: Be sure to re-elect your Republican Congressmen & Senators. We’re protecting your President so that he can continue embezzling billions, filling our cities with ICE, violating every law ever created, raping kids, starting wars, alienating allies, & making life unaffordable.
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