♡ survival ... is an infinite capacity for suspicion ♡
- Tweets 49,976
- Following 1,924
- Followers 1,352
- Likes 300,007
eo retweeted
Even when he’s trying to be intimidating, Uni's just cute!
ALT A black-and-white cat with short legs stands on a light-colored floor, his fluffy tail raised high
45
1,243
13,983
85,555
I met one of my best friends 19 years ago while we were working at Sears, "best friend" isn't even the right word that's my sister, you're only hurting yourself by acting like this
Hey so I have a GENUINE question for all of yall. I have a STRICT boundary where I don’t hang out with coworkers outside of working hours and I DONT make friends with them at all. If they follow me on ANYTHING its an automatic block. I want to know, am I being an asshole on this?
7
244
eo retweeted
hegseth was frantically scratching at it thinking there was a liquor cabinet inside
A group dispatched by Hegseth's team in February attempted to move the historic globe, said to be used by Eisenhower during World War II.
They lifted it from its home in an Army office in the Pentagon ... and dropped it.
3
23
584
eo retweeted
ever since i swallowed that airpod i have to stop and look at my meds for a few seconds before i take them just to make sure they’re not another airpod
18
43
1,528
17,780
eo retweeted
paul rudd:
Brian’s Reaction Videos
Paul Rudd was spotted visiting Art of Play, the Brooklyn curiosity shop that recently made headlines following Kelly Clarkson’s very public dispute with the store. 📸@BackgridUS
8
542
6,049
89,057
eo retweeted
⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!
BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
278
4,987
24,957
1,570,082
