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saint ints sidelane three times so he can hit the three man flick for the game then flips off his jungler who is going bald from the stress of carrying this team
they might just win worlds
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this script fucking rips couldn't be happier to be third place to it
Thank you @Slamdance for First Prize on my feature: CITIZENS. Means the world to me.
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nothing could be more appropriate for this script than a third place finish :’) still over the moon, thanks to @Slamdance !!
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julianne moore’s son got married at the same venue I did… feeling a lot of light in the world today
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I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.
Oh No He Didn't 🤯
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You Can See Everything is as close as a docufiction/docufilm has gotten to Kiarostami’s Close-Up. Just a perfect creation honestly. I wish Kiarostami were alive to experience this and give us his read.
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I tried to log into the analog account for the first time in years but all the two factor is set to rishi’s account and he’s slightly busy today
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no film this year as haunting as YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING. I will think of it every time I write a script, or take a photo, or probably see literally any other movie for the next month - and most especially, whenever I hear someone laugh at a joke
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I set out to write a *spoiler-free* review of YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING that would still make for a worthwhile read after you’ve watched the film. This was the result (link below):
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tonight’s survivor elim left such a bad taste in my mouth I’m half convinced it means the outcast tribe is coming back
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love that it took the ai surveillance state chore coat to open people’s eyes to the not so subtle retvrn-coded conservatism of the “make men men again” menswear accounts. this is the woman who was posting “girls just want a sparkly dress and a racist husband” 8 months ago lmfao
Very very lucky and blessed to have been sent a @PalantirTech chore coat. The colour is perfect, the details are stunning. Size down if you’re thinking of buying one. Highly recommend.
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guy next to me on the train is methodically picking lint out of the velcro of his shorts pocket and disposing on the train. efficient dude
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IM BACK BABY!!! As of last week, I’m the new Global Head of @TFT Esports at @riotgames. Words can’t properly express how excited I am to return to this game and community I love so much, with the opportunity to make things even bigger and better.
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a bit giddy today: my feature script PARTICIPATION AWARD has been selected as one of three finalists out of thousands of submissions to the slamdance feature screenwriting competition
AND both my friends are up there with me :’)
next stop: la later this month for the awards
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I have finally, belatedly, gotten to the latest installment in my favorite movie series: NOW YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU DON’T
we should have given rosamund pike 6 oscars for this film
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