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jerrycumfumble retweeted
Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader
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"Sites may request you write using the email on your AO3 account to verify ownership. Your AO3 email is not public, so there is no way for them to verify this information."
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The most lasting legacy of the very weird 19th c belief that landscaping revealed deep truths about a person's character was probably this scene, which reads now as lizzie being superficial
still cracks me up when elizabeth gets to pemberley and she’s like “hmmm perhaps I’ve misjudged this man…much to think about”
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this also. it's been a while since I reread, my memory of the actual scene is a bit hazy
I read a good analysis of the novel which said it wasn’t some essential character of the landscape, but the care that went into its maintenance, that Elizabeth noticed. She liked that he did things right and treated his tenants relatively well. I can see how that’d be a positive.
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In the way that women used to save their virginity for their husbands, I am saving watching the Sopranos for when I have a boyfriend
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arms race between tacky 18th c Venetians to see who could have the most naked figurines on furniture
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jerrycumfumble retweeted
if anyone sees my fic downloaded into any of those drive links going around, can you let me know? not because i care i just want the ego boost
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jerrycumfumble retweeted
“In cinematography, the ‘Dutch Angle’ is often used to portray a character’s psychological unease and may represent madness or their unstable mental state.”
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jerrycumfumble retweeted
Costume department really understands the embarrassment inherent in being sexually attracted to a Russian man
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genuine suffering makes me feel connected to our universal humanity. annoyance turns me into the Unabomber
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jerrycumfumble retweeted
proud perverts against whorephobia & surveillance unite
Restrictions on porn are genuinely such an insidious trojan horse for mass censorship because if you try to speak out against it, people on both sides of the political aisle will just write you off as a pervert.
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