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A guy called into work and says, "Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter? I'm not coming into work this morning!"
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When you finish a series on Netflix and don't know what to do with your life anymore
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When you crumple up gift wrapping, it forms a shape so complex that it will defeat even the most sophisticated of computers.
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Florida Man Arrested For Sending X-Rated Selfies of Himself in Lingerie to Random Cop | winknews.com/Local-Florida/2…
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Everything you're experiencing right now actually happened 80 milliseconds ago.
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After Disney released "Princess and the Frog" over 50 kids were hospitalized with salmonella from kissing frogs.
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Hitler was scared of the dentist, loved to eat sweets, had feminine handwriting and was suspected of being gay. He also loved cheerleading.
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I used to think I was living in the moment, but I wasn't until now. Wait, no, that passed too! :/
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Benadryl, when taken in high volume, causes hallucinations so vivid they are indistinguishable from reality.
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All the pandas in the world come from China. When a baby panda is born, by agreement, it is sent back to China via FedEx.
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