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Fun fact I was able to get a part for my Espresso machine from Italy faster than getting a blender from @SharkNinja through @amazon that's wild to me.
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A lot of these political texts are being sent through software that is not 10DLC compliant. One PAC was on @telnyx I submitted a report to their abuse next up the FTC
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Why is it taking @SharkNinja so damn long to ahip.y Amazon order. You would think you give a company this much money they would be motivated to ship. Did they have to go to the jungle and hunt down my blender
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Fun fact. When you get unsolicited text messages say from that moron @katiehobbs reply with pictures. They pay per message received
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Ponies for everyone
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Community note
This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval.
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A holding company buying @Sangoma surely means great things for Asterisk and FreePBX. Nothing says dedication to open source like a $204M buyout focused on squeezing legacy margins.
Time will tell.
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Listening to the new @Wendys album in a @McDonalds parking lot
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There should have been a song on there called "mam this is a @Wendys " and "put the fries in the bag"
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piped.video/playlist?l… the @Wendys emo album hits a lot harder than it should.
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Everyone is worried about AI taking our coding jobs. I am not stressed.
An LLM might write a script in two seconds, but it will never hit the Ballmer Peak. You cannot give a neural network two beers, a shot of whiskey, and the sudden urge to rewrite an entire codebase at 2 AM.
What is the machine equivalent of writing perfect C at 0.1337% BAC?
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I found a use for #grokbot. It now reviews the FreePBX AI slop being put out by the @Sangoma AI bots to let me know if they are valid or just noise. #spoileralert it is almost always noise.
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They told you goto was harmful so you’d write flag variables, extra functions, and a blog post about architecture.
The kernel just jumps to out: and ships.
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Another week, another block of AI slop calling itself Security. Bro, your bots are trash. If you actually understood FreePBX or security you would get that.... I digress.
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Dear API Creators and maintainers: When making breaking changes, change that little `v` in your path. THAT IS WHAT IT IS FOR!!!! You broke a bunch of shit it is no longer `v1`, lets go to `v2` #devops
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I entered this @azpeacemakers #sweepstakes on #tunespeak. Follow the link below to enter & help me win. tnspk.co/h2tv2hc
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