texas chainstore manager

prairie path, il
im not buying you greenland, you barely take care of the islands you have
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celebrating rob reiners life and career by not watching spinal tap 2
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saying "dealers choice" when the dude at walgreens unlocks the shampoo case
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excited for the jimmy carter episode of talk tuah
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forget mom and pop stores, i only go to nephew and uncle shops
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my porch has been photographed more times then me
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i bet dogs think they're taking us on a walk, fucking idiots
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nobody is a bigger fan of steve al bundy then me
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the earth isn't flat, it has big naturals
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you ever try to take a shit while you poopin
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getting my wife flavor blasted
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put on your best workout clothes kids were going to lakeview
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student drivers should play loud music like ice cream trucks
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doing a completely new set at my last show ever
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it's great how nothing at hot topic is a hot topic anymore
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now with mucus production levels of hydration
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guy who's just getting into mgmt
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cheshire cat smile rear window decal
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a country song about an indian buffet where it lists off all the delicious food called don't forget the basmati rice
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