writer, researcher, ultimate nfl insider. full of deep sympathy, modified by contempt. follow @slowlearnerspod same handle on b-sky.
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fewer americans are paying for open casket funerals. what does this bode for the craft of necrotic beautification known as "restorative art"? for the new issue of @Harpers, i met with morticians to trace the history, and future, of their dying art. harpers.org/archive/2026/08/…
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he also looks like a fuckin Guess Who? character.
Jason is vaporizing Haley’s future so that he can be a main character in this moment and it is sad to watch her participate in that. He was an extraordinarily toxic presence, was verbally abusive to staff and had some of the worst political instincts I’ve ever witnessed.
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Stevens final days antics aren't helpful for El-Sayed. But her behavior increasingly looks publicly like what it is: an already pretty weird person completely crashing out/having some kind of psychotic break on the national stage. Even anti-AES Dems are aghast/embarassed.
Murphy calling Stevens an “RNC Quisling” sums up the view of the just-win-baby Dems (most of them, very few are protest voting against AES)
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crooked zebras don’t respect the cup
There’s literally not a single world that exists where this is a foul on VJ Edgecombe…
How in the hell can you review this & still decide it was a foul? What are we doing? What’s going on?
Embarrassing @OfficialNBARefs
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with a face like that? must be a polling error.
BREAKING: In leaked audio, Ted Cruz warns: “We could lose every single statewide race in Texas.”
Community note
The quoted audio is from Ted Cruz's public podcast episode released today, not leaked audio.
piped.video/watch?v=xiFTI2…
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bar…
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they don’t want to win! they want preserve their own power and the ruling class’s control over capital! it has been the critique of centrism for ohhhhh 200 years!
The way some centrist Democrats are behaving right now, it's like they don't want to win. thenation.com/article/politi…
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Hahaha they have piles of free Ali G shit no one wants at Alamo. I literally just watched somebody put something back
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(the aristocrats voice) liberals!
Scoop: El-Sayed’s campaign is asking Stevens to stay away from all future campaign events in the closing days of the race, two people familiar with the decision told POLITICO,
W/ @lisakashinsky & @jsscppr
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too bad! Haley Stevens and her made up fiancé are being relegated back to central casting in Imaginationland.
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Kate rules and I pick her every time I play Madden 26!
Kate Scott won't call Saturday's Sixers-Hornets game on NBC Sports Philadelphia. Instead it'll be Pat McCarthy, son of longtime Phillies announcer Tom McCarthy. inquirer.com/sixers/kate-sco…
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can’t blame the guy. I was there for 4 days for Jays spring training once. that was plenty. 8 years? woof.
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green lights flashing in the rearview...
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC.
The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer.
(Source: Deadline)
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tired: josh allen and the buffalo bills are just side characters in patrick mahomes' life story.
inspired: josh allen, the buffalo bills, AND patrick mahomes are just side characters john rzeznik's life story.
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bro joined our team just to take pics in the uniform, we signed a make a wish kid
The #Patriots announced that WR A.J. Brown was limited at today’s practice with an ankle/knee injury, per @ByMarkDaniels.
Brown’s knee designation is a new addition to the injury report.
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