I make stuff, like @aggregationsio & @htmlcsstoimage i used to do data things for @epicgames, @houseparty and @whatnot
Villanova, PA
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I love the minutia of these PRs.
1) fascinating optimizations.
2) the surface area is wide ranging
3) .NET getting even faster, even when the benchmarks are already like 85ns, 19ns is better!
Ran an experiment that ran for a day that resulted in ~90 PRs to improve the performance of ASP.NET Core:
github.com/dotnet/aspnetcore…
Fun facts:
- These were using Github's new cloud agents support that shipped this week at GHU.
- Opus 5.5 is very good
- ~$230 in tokens.
#dotnet #aspnetcore
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People talk about the struggles of adding teams/orgs to a SaaS that started out single-user.
Nobody talks about adding annual billing to a monthly consumption product.
I'm convinced there's no good way to do it.
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🪝 Boring, but new:
docs.htmlcsstoimage.com/chan…
There's a lot of cool stuff with webhooks, but I'm happy I was able to give pretty strong guarantees, so you can ship them off to audit logs in addition to integrating into your workflows.
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Who works on queues at @CloudflareDev ?
I was really excited, built a whole feature around them.
Rolled out aaaaand now, entitlement in account not reflecting workers paid, so im basically fucked until support can fix (which has no timeline)
and also REST calls timing out.
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Jeff Needles retweeted
Honey Nut >> Butter Nut
Simple but great
Never had a Honey Nut squash before, way better than butternut.
thebigmansworld.com/honeynut…
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Happening again @CloudflareDev 😭
Seems like maybe something sus is going on with @Cloudflare right now?
Our E2E tests are getting suuuuuuuper slow and looking at routing, our requests (running in aws us-east-1, requesting our staging in us-east-1 thru CF) are being routed all over the world: Poland, Japan etc
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@zebassembly @dillon_mulroy any ideas? 🙏
nothing appearing on the status page today and im getting SUPER funky results.
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The problem with every:
> "I vibe coded my alternative, and you should too!"
>> "SECURITY!"
> "I covered with xyz, you should too"
People don't do the "you should too". That's not the influencers' fault - but it is a little bit.
I liken it to building a house.
You can encourage DIY, you can tell people to follow codes/laws/safety stuff.
If they don't and get hurt... you're not to blame but it's a little bit your fault.
This is how we end up with "don't take medicine if you're allergic to medicine" in every ad -- people don't hear the downsides/risks.
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Jeff Needles retweeted
incredible tweet - way way way ahead of its time
Unlike most people on Twitter, I’m actually using GPT3 in a production system. The mistake people are making is they are asking “how can I use this to automate a smart person’s job”, when they should be asking “what would I do if I had unlimited dumb people”
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Jeff Needles retweeted
🏠 A new home for .NET @nanoFramework is live!
Fresh look, same C# on microcontrollers goodness.
Come take a look 👉 nanoframework.net/?ref=new-w…
#nanoFramework #dotnet #IoT
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Seems like maybe something sus is going on with @Cloudflare right now?
Our E2E tests are getting suuuuuuuper slow and looking at routing, our requests (running in aws us-east-1, requesting our staging in us-east-1 thru CF) are being routed all over the world: Poland, Japan etc
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Jeff Needles retweeted
Decided to port it to C# and make it a bit faster:
github.com/LukaszRozmej/BBTr…
Nuget also available: nuget.org/packages/BBTree
Let's make it a new trend!
I built bbtree, the foundation of databases and filesystems, and the fastest concurrent btree.
Code: github.com/XiangpengHao/bbtr…
Blog post & demo: bbtree.xiangpeng.systems/
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This thread is hereby denoted:
Jeffrey’s amazing Recipes.
I will thread recipes here that i make, and like, and are delicious.
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Ok not a recipe per-se but a hearty recommendation for grill mats.
Tonight i made grilled potato wedges and they came out fantastic.
Just olive oil + spices + time on the bbq (flipped a few times)
amzn.to/4y4KV3A
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Simple but great
Never had a Honey Nut squash before, way better than butternut.
thebigmansworld.com/honeynut…
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