not normal but very well put together @toshibet partner

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PUSSY FROM A GIRL WHO JUST PASSED THE BAR LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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u guys need to stop going to law school we’re running out of unemployed chuds to throw my counter strike games
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he deserves the world but all I can give him is a perfect ass and horrible jokes
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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I lied there’s no sex we’re going on a quest boy
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falling in love hits different when you’re a paid actor sent by the CIA to distract him
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(in bed, post sex) now this is pod racing
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vampire penguin has forever to sew beautiful vampire capes
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date idea we sit on the edge of my bed and u listen to me talk shit about the government
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nobody knows that I left the function early to play heavily modded skyrim in my underwear
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All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
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beer only damages the liver of those who are evil and wicked. if you have a kind soul alcohol cannot harm you
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“love is in the air” WRONG. LET’S BET ON SPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈 THAT PARLAY IS ABOUT TO HIT 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈 I KNOW IT 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
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sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a little treat (drunk cig)
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