burnt out eng; he/him; texan transplanted in WA then CA; English/中文/🇫🇷/🇯🇵; learning ייִדיש, español, 한국어; alt @a_wil_a_way

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i asked some few friends... i have been enlightened
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"Hello, what is up? DylanGames here and today, I'm going to be playing the Night Springs Xbox 360 game for the first time. I've had a lot of recommendations for this one, so lets... Spring into the game!"
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they better make jay gatsby a woman too, how else is nicky gonna be gay for gatsby
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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Did u guys find this tape as well? I think it was called Casper For You or something. #ControlResonant
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Xenophobia is so much harder to do well in Canada because you gotta hit them with the "This is Canada, speak English // C'est le Canada, parlez français" while nailing the accent
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it’s because you are a worm through time
why does the hiss make you take your shoes off
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This Halloween, be what you want to be in CONTROL Resonant. Sing it, Dylan! 🎤🎶 #CONTROLResonant
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i love dylan faden but what if they had a lunar threshold and an entire fbc division there? then they could’ve had the p6 program there, then he could project paranatural domes and bind a tesla cannon. dr darling’s lab could make him smarter, maybe even turn him into a gorilla,
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iphone duo lingo is this anything
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Texting is really nice on the Duo
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close enough
nathan fielder should get hbo to let him redo theranos
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nathan fielder should get hbo to let him redo theranos
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Replying to @starryeyed_adam
Gayson or Thotdottir?
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“idle Vapourings of a Mind diseased” feels like a correct horse battery staple. “diseased mind idle vapourings”
unbelievably good wikipedia entry if you're looking to kill five minutes or so en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unparl…
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我一開始還自以為聽得懂,一閉上眼睛不看字幕就沒輒了,看大家留言嘴砲大概是因為分不清白話上海話和上海腔的普通話之間界線在哪裡
X can be a real treasure trove of self-appointed China experts with zero credentials. Imagine the arrogance of a Westerner copy-pasting some Wikipedia miscellanea and posting a comment about Song Qingling (Sun Yat-sen's wife) who "never mastered Mandarin", only because she spoke with a Shanghainese accent. Here is a speech she gave in Mandarin in 1952 at the Peace Conference of the Asian and Pacific Regions. What about Mao and Deng, and just about every top-ranking leader of that period of history, who also spoke in their strong regional accents ? Did they, too, never mastered Mandarin ?!
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kevin sanji complete cultural victory
legitimately shocking ad I saw at the local theater I went to for Primetime yesterday
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can’t believe we learned Boardish for “this is so embarrassing do NOT tell anyone” literally in the first quest
Replying to @cine_maticc_
This reminds me of when I was about to tell Pope where The Board disappeared to like my bad I didn’t know it was THAT much of a secret 😭😭
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c’est moi
when someone has their phone language set to french it’s like,,,, okay!
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presage mentioned 😎
Replying to @Beretta_USA
So I don’t have to fight through a derelict Cabal ship, filled with Scorn to get this one?
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