unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing. (cat in bathtub version)
New York, New York
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My Fiction Writing class trajectory:
Story 1: 44% of the population dies
2: Only 2 people die, technically
3: No one dies!
4: A small dog is threatened but no one dies
5: Everyone dies
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my friend stood in line to get me popcorn so that I wouldn’t have to miss the previews and even knew how much salt I’d need 🥹
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Claude Squad merch 😍 good opportunity for everyone looking to match outfits w me
We're putting in a bulk order for the iconic and soon-to-be-classic Make No Mistakes hoodie! If you want to look dope as hell during sweater season, fill out this interest form: forms.gle/jDoSXwkJWJ8ohFrr6
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If a great Irish writer’s books can no longer be published in the UK because she stands with Palestine, the question isn’t what law might Sally Rooney have broken, it’s what sort of country has Britain become. irishtimes.com/culture/books…
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reviewing some photography class notes: "people’s attention is drawn toward slutty pretzel eating"
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I put a silverware drawer organizer out on the stoop, one I picked up on the curb a couple of years ago, and it’s already been taken, off to a new home: the nyc circle of life
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a uniquely NYC problem is deciding when to tell your doormen that you and your live-in partner have broken up
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I'm in Iceland, phone won't turn on and this is the only app without 2fa I can log into on my writing laptop. If you need me, msg me here 😝
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if you join Claude Squad it increases the chances that @davidshimel will tell you he’s proud of you 💯
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come hang out with me and talk about systems design & AI next week: luma.com/9fhofwa9?tk=1Si0bp
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you got it 🫡 everyone come write about vibecamp with us on Friday partiful.com/e/idPqiMtKdnqe0…
beautiful writeup :) i would like to see more people do longform writeups on this year's vibecamp (i am working on one at the moment as well)
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Clubbing is dead and has been replaced by wearing custom matching outfits and friendshipmogging strangers in public places
Clubbing is dead and has been replaced by fitness & wellness.
Ppl used to party to socialize and date but now they do things like HYROX, bathhouses, and running raves.
The death of clubbing is something to be studied:
— US has lost 12% of its nightclubs in the last 24 months
— 25% of US adults didn’t drink at all last year
— Gen Z drinks 30% less than Millennials did at the same age
On the flip side:
— According to Strava, the number of running clubs recorded on the platform increased 3.5x in 2025
— 72% of Gen Z go to run clubs to meet new people
— Sauna and spa market: $11.8B → $22.4B by 2034
The post-alcohol economy is gonna be a massive category.
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