I’d paint Gavin for free.

No amount of new taxes will ever be enough to pay for the endless fraud and looting. It's like feeding a cancer tumor. The more resources they get, the more powerful they become, and the more impossible it becomes to stop the spiral towards bankruptcy.

Wait a second…did that stupid communist pitch the roofs to drain INTO the buildings?? Holy shit. This is why you can’t let communists run anything. WTF

Congrats California…my second ballot. Two different counties. Don't worry. I only vote once. This is the second time California has sent me two ballots. No wonder we can't figure out Covid fraud, EDD, mental health programs, education, a damn high speed train, basic infrastructure, etc. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

This is how easy it is to cheat in California. It’s real, even if by accident, and my colleagues who are fighting against normal safeguards in our elections are full of shit.

Thanks to mandatory minimum wages in blue states, you guys did this, not Trump.

“Fascism is when the government enforces laws I don’t like.” — Scott Wiener, probably

🧊ICE on 6th street?! YES PLEASE! It’s San Francisco’s most embarrassing & persistent containment zone (next to the Tenderloin)

UNBELIEVABLE: Roughly 60,000 fewer Americans A YEAR died of drug overdoses because Trump closed the border. It's an astounding accomplishment.

One side builds. The other destroys. It has never been easier to choose wisely.

Choose wisely.

Does Scott Wiener know his dad, Dr. Richard Wiener, was reprimanded in two states after inappropriately groping one of his optometry patients? (Sarcasm off for this thread...) Well it turns out the patient was an undercover investigator. New Jersey barred him from examining women without another woman in the room, then ordered him to "cease and desist from inappropriate touching of female patients." Pennsylvania put a public reprimand on his permanent licensing record. Two women on his old practice's Yelp page accuse him of sexual misconduct during eye exams. One says he "sexually violated" her "while his wife the office manager was on the other side of the wall." (He's since sold the practice. The new owners have nothing to do with him.) From the 1994 investigation to the 2001 reprimand, Scott was at Harvard Law, clerking on the New Jersey Supreme Court, then practicing law (and allegedly cornering a 19 year old at a company party). Did Scott know about this? Interesting pattern here, now that Scott faces sexual misconduct allegations of his own. 🧵

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France, these guys can help.

France. A father defends his shop. His only source of income to feed his wife and children. They mock him. They beat him. They destroy everything. These are not criminals, they are terrorists. Europe is dying.

Supremacy clause. You lose. Again. You people are incredibly ignorant.

Elon Musk offers to donate billions of dollars to invest in our children, and your response is to say we need to take down his satellite network while making conspiratorial accusations that he supports a foreign adversary. Question: Are you clinically insane?

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