Cold wallets sketchy Hot wallets unsafe CEXs get hacked Where the fuck am I supposed to store my crypto up my ass?

Crypto no longer is what it used to be The easy money is gone folks

Suiball Community Update: First I would like to apologize. We’ve been quiet for too long, and you deserved to hear from us sooner. Here’s what’s happened and where we’re headed. Our X account: As you may have seen, the @SuiballO account has been temporarily suspended, I'll be sharing updates from my own account until it's back online. We’re working to get it reinstated as soon as possible. Please be careful with any account claiming to be us. Why deliveries are paused: We were ready to begin shipping the devices. Suiball hardware/software security architecture was derived from and exceeded our first gen fully audited hardware wallet, and we were confident in its security. Then came a wave of attacks targeting hardware wallets across the industry. We had protections in place against those attacks. But after talking it through with the @Mysten_Labs and @SuiNetwork teams, we are taking their recommendation to run new, independent security audits before a single device ships. These audits will take a few months. We know that’s not the news you wanted after waiting this long. But a hardware wallet has one job: keeping your assets safe. We’d rather ship late than ship anything we haven’t tested against today’s threats. Thanks to all supporters who have claimed the devices already. All are well noted and we will ship them once audits are completed. We’re using this time to build, and to become something new Suiball is getting a new name and a new identity. Same team, same mission, bigger vision: a modern talisman for a safer AI future, built natively for Sui. We’ll reveal the name soon. What’s coming: Agent Pass: Every device will carry its own Agent admin account, built on Sui Agent Pass. You set the policies your AI agents must follow: daily limits, approved tokens, approval thresholds and an instant freeze. Agents can’t change these rules; only a press on your device can. Clear signing: Swaps, liquid staking, perps, lending and borrowing across the major Sui DeFi apps, each shown in plain language on the device before you sign. No blind signing. Hashi support: Native support for Hashi, Sui’s protocol for bringing Bitcoin on-chain. Deposit BTC, receive hBTC on Sui, and redeem back to native Bitcoin, with every step verified on your device. Web Terminal: A companion web app for your portfolio, sending, swapping, yield, Hashi and agent management, with every action confirmed on the device. Quantum Safe Signatures: Integrating support for upcoming post-quantum accounts native to Sui. What’s next: - Reinstate our X account - Complete the new security audits and publish the results - Share an updated delivery timeline once audits are complete Thank you for your patience and for sticking with us. You’re the reason we’re taking the time to get this right.

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Just finished a redesign concept for @SuiNetwork's landing page My goal was simple: Darker, cinematic, and with an unmistakable Al-agent aesthetic

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Posting exclusively about crypto/web3 makes it impossible for small creators to qualify for the Original Content Rewards Program To hit those threshold requirements, you need to leave the crypto bubble (Unless you’re a woman, in that case just vlog and grow a simp army)

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How did the @monad team (a group of genuinely brilliant people) manage to get tokenomics so wrong? Who thought unlocking ~17% of the total supply in one day was reasonable?

Asks Slush (@SlushWallet becomes your agent) Full UX flow

“Send Ul” by me vs “Send UI” by Slush Right now on @SlushWallet you can't save contacts or view recents, forcing you to copy-paste addresses every single time My fix: - Row of favorite contacts - Row of recent addresses Thoughts?

About time! 🫪

Porsche Mission S in butter yellow would go hard

Porsche Mission S in matte black mogs every Tesla that has ever existed or ever will

On @RobinhoodApp you now get paid $5 in $SUI to learn about Sui

ChatGPT-6 Astra favors $SOL over $SUI for AI-agent adoption, despite acknowledging Sui's architectural advantages Why Solana? > Larger ecosystem > Deeper liquidity > Stronger network effects > Early traction in agent payments The thesis? Al agents will follow liquidity before superior tech

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