Comedian and host of The Michelle Collins Show. Don't make me describe it just click below and see for yourself.
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A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.
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RT @kbaileyjava2: Need a full podcast series dedicated to Best Original Song nominees hosted by @michcoll
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starting a website called stopdaddy to encourage people not to use @godaddy what an absolute fucking nightmare.
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Using this celebratory day (guesting on @lasculturistas) to tell you that I'm currently engaged in a one-way fight with @GoDaddy. An account I never thought I'd tag... @GoDaddyHelp #begging
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🎙️ TOMORROW: @michcoll and @findingnimesh are joining @jonlovett for a live podcast taping of @lovettshow! Request your free tickets now to watch it all LIVE: 1iota.com/show/3360/lovett-o…
September 23
Los Angeles, CA
#Comedy #LosAngelesComedy
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The wrong person won #projectrunway like were we basing any of this win on their final runway looks or what
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I did go in on Sabalenka on the show today but I can't lie I'm looking forward to the final if this Gauff match continues on the way it's going patreon.com/michcoll
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I recorded today's The Michelle Collins Show from the (empty!) Sensory Room at Newark Terminal A. It's the most soothed I've ever sounded in my life. patreon.com/michcoll
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LA people come Sept 24 at the Elysian!! elysiantheater.com/shows/mic…
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Not the Wheel of Fortune announcer getting M_ T_ _’d…
‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Announcer Jim Thornton Suspended, Role Recast deadline.com/2026/09/wheel-o…
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We need to give flowers to whoever is behind the @ProjectRunway chyrons. Truly genius.
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Adam may be one of the worst people they’ve ever wheeled into the #mafs universe.
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Michelle Collins retweeted
RFK Jr. gets interrupted by his "quack" ringtone during his speech on autism.
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Ciao Hella: Beating The Heat* in Florence, Italy themichcolldiaries.substack.…
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Dee being from Miami is the second time I've been proud to be a Miami native. (First time is Pitbull.) #BB28
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I just started a Substack! You can subscribe to it here themichcolldiaries.substack.…
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