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(kanye west if he was a Car in Cars) unh think i fell in love with a racecar. got married at a pitstop
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i remember reading that a lot of people missed out on river's crazy quest because they didn't like how gay he was getting. accidentally deeply realistic depictions of modern homosociality lol
Panam talks to female V like she wants to get married in a weeks time and then she's like oh I'm straight actually
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Half of the Patriot Act is about surveilling everyoneβs bank records so that you can never, ever pull that off.
New fusion political ideology called 'effective Maoism' where you work a high-flying finance job and then wire 10% of your income to communist guerillas.
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π¨BREAKINGπ¨
Matt Yglesias: Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh?
Mehdi Hasan: Uh-
Matt Yglesias: I put the pussy in a sarcophagus
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Me, being interrogated by Cardinal Pole:
"Anglicanism 1 was craaaaaaaazy"
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Now they wonβt be able to go through a Holocaust museum without reliving painful memories.
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During the Cultural Revolution, these were some of the rules the middle schooler Red Guards were instituting. They'd set up street checkpoints to impose "revolutionary haircuts" and proletarian dress code
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Realized. Curtis Markson, millennial theater actor who slips in and out of fagcent. He was absolutely in Hazbin Hotel
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Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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DUDE
WHAT
ETHAN KLEIN HAS BEEN CHEATING ON HILA AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S A HIATUS???
IM ππππ
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