brent@murrman5

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brent@murrman5
5 Dec 2017
a wedding band playing killing in the name of at a wedding but instead of saying killing in the name of they say Wayne and Linda in love
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Taking pieces of bread from the bag out of order forever throwing off the symmetry of the loaf
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44 years old and never had good bbq. Soul shaking realization.
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NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ JACOB’S LADDER We broke down each others butts and figure out if Tim Robbins is on fraud watch open.spotify.com/episode/5da… podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcas…
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guy 0 for 13 on his last is it cake guesses: here’s my take
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myself, The Kansas City diva and the lily of the west watched SLEEPY HOLLOW on @nafmcpodcast this weeK. Join us for some prime ricchi open.spotify.com/episode/3EZ… podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcas…
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we lost our way when auto correct started capitalizing the word apple #brentthoughts
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NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ WEAPONS we have a daytime Emmy winner? A battle between good and evil and a trip to honey cottage. open.spotify.com/episode/2Sr… podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcas…
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my second last sentence on deathbed: the smoke and sound of sizzling fajitas. my last sentence on deathbed: work that into the funeral
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losing blood and about to pass out but trying to delete ‘Kramer slide’ off my search history before anyone finds me
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banana shouldn’t have a plural
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more like Less Anderson. Nate and Kate try to get me to like Wes Anderson movies by watching The Life Aquatic on @nafmcpodcast open.spotify.com/episode/3zW… podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcas…
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wife: I just think it’s odd that you take two kickboxing lessons and now really wanna go to the zoo
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NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ DUNE 2 Are the Dune movies better than the Lord of the Rings movies?? Tell us why or why not open.spotify.com/episode/0um… podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcas…
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[very calmly to 911 operator] dog ate a battery
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mission impossible movies are good because you spend most of the movie saying this misson is impossible but then
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friend who owns his own company: it’s just meetings meetings meetings. me who just emailed mini wheats: preaching to the choir
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a coworker bumps into me and a picture of the grim reaper holding the ace of hearts falls to the floor then another coworker bumps into me and a folder labelled tattoo ideas falls to the floor
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2026 and no alert for when a friend screenshots something you said to weaponize against you at a later time
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I just be accepting all cookies. Future me problem
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NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ 12 ANGRY MEN -French Bob -a personal hello -it’s not the medication -knifed -it’s been bugs -oh I’m not taking Pennies in a bag serious? -quiz, medals and ratings open.spotify.com/episode/0rc… podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcas…
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