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I once met a man in his 70s named Tyler and I asked if he was the first Tyler and he got sooooo mad.
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I have had bad anxiety all day and medication isn’t touching it so it’s time for my THIRD bubble bath of the day.
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How the fuck did California vote against a billionaire tax what is wrong with this place
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My mom read her book and it was huge for her. She grew up in poverty so she held on to things and it created clutter that drove her nuts. It helped her reclaim her space. Now she professionally organizes people’s homes because she wants people to experience that peace.
This intentional misunderstanding of Marie Kondo is purely because white people are weirdly aggressive about Asian women speaking with perceived authority on anything.
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The guy who cut my hair asked about queer horror and I quoted this to him in loud Chucky voice right when the music stopped playing in the salon.
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I would like to admit that Turtle stole the election by voting 3,858 times. She says she’s not sorry and would do it again.
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My lovely friend remembered that I’m obsessed with Swedish gummies and she brought me some bags of it for Halloween. I’m trying to make it last but they’re soooooo good.
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I love Midnight Run because it’s Planes, Trains and Automobiles if everyone was an asshole.
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I have some squash and pumpkins. I don’t know if I want to make a soup tomorrow or if I want to make Guatemalan pumpkin candy.
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I think I’m gonna be Johnny Knoxville for Halloween next year because I have an abundance of sailor hats.
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My Carhartt overalls are in the washing machine and it sounds like I threw bricks in there.
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On Halloween I was frantically cleaning before guests arrived and I accidentally shattered a glass. I was pretty sure I cleaned it all up but judging by the shard I just pulled out of my foot, I did not get it all.
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